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Man Arrested for Covering Sleeping Girlfriend in Ketchup
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| Tuesday, 04 June 2019 03:38 PM
| By Zoe Papadakis
Posted on 06/04/2019 2:45:47 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
It’s all fun & games till someone ends up covered in ketchup...
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posted on
06/04/2019 2:47:10 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(Never pick a fight with an angry beehive)
To: Red Badger
Breaking news from the trailer park.
To: Red Badger
Better ketchup than tarantulas.
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posted on
06/04/2019 2:49:00 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
To: Red Badger
Hold the pickles
Hold the lettuce
Ketchup on girls don’t upset us
(I’m a poet and don’t know it but my feet show it cause they are Longfellows)
To: Red Badger
In my day, we used whipped cream.....
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posted on
06/04/2019 2:50:52 PM PDT
by
Ben Hecks
To: Red Badger
Hard to have no contact with her when they share a place.
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posted on
06/04/2019 2:51:39 PM PDT
by
Track9
(I mess up the bell curve.)
To: Ben Hecks
It’s fattening...............
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posted on
06/04/2019 2:52:33 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
She is 41 and has been “dating” her 37 y/o “boyfriend” for 11 years. Sorry, sweetie, the train has left the station, and you’re still standing on the platform.
To: Red Badger
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Cause I gotta tell ya...
To: Red Badger
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posted on
06/04/2019 2:53:45 PM PDT
by
al_c
(Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
To: Red Badger
It’s her fault, ya know. She forgot the safe word.
“No Ketchup.”
To: Responsibility2nd
She must be a hot tomato...............
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posted on
06/04/2019 2:54:57 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
That would never fly in Chicago. Mustard only.
To: Larry Lucido
It’s Florida, so...................
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posted on
06/04/2019 2:55:28 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Responsibility2nd; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON
No outside condiments allowed.
To: Red Badger
Finally. A use for ketchup.
To: Red Badger
I’d never put ketchup on my sleeping girlfriend.
I’m more into whip cream myself.
To each his own, though.
To: Track9
Hard to have no contact with her when they share a place.
No problem. They keep to
opposite sides of the bun.
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posted on
06/04/2019 2:59:01 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Ketchup, is there anything that it isn't good for?
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posted on
06/04/2019 2:59:52 PM PDT
by
C210N
(You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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