[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Rats with hooves.

[stevio]

Guess you never had the back straps.

[blueunicorn6]

What was the deer’s time for the race?

[dfwgator]

Oh, Deer!

[Taxman]

Now, I have traveled East,
And I have traveled West,
And I hope to travel some more
But, I have never heard of a story like before!

[Enterprise]

Get up and finish the race weakling.

[moovova]

A trans-female runner would’ve just gotten up, shook it of...and completed the race.

Or, sat down as cried.

[The_Media_never_lie]

These two need lessons on how to pass the buck.

[EdnaMode]

Aww, that’s a bummer.

[Cowboy Bob]

After her junior year, she had planned on running her first half marathon, which would prepare her to go the full 26.2 after her senior year.

Are marathons for girls shorter than the ones for boys?

[DoodleBob]

[Bob434]

that’s a shame, because he paid dearly to be in that race

now he lost all his doe

and now noone’s gonna fawn over him

[mass55th]

The most important question to ask, is if the deer was a transgender.

[budj]

From the article, she's definitely having some Moomer's Ice Cream.

[Secret Agent Man]

Poor deer. /playonwords

[Celtic Conservative]

I know a guy from Coldwater. Richard Withers. His friends call him Dick. Anybody here also know a Dick Withers in Coldwater?

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[Vendome]

Oh deer...