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An alligator broke into a Clearwater, FL kitchen looking for a snack. I guess it was hungry.

Just another FL famous gator meme.

1 posted on 05/31/2019 2:53:01 PM PDT by goldstategop
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Gators are on the prowl....

And they are such ungracious guests when they do come to your house.


2 posted on 05/31/2019 2:55:23 PM PDT by alloysteel (The difference between real life and fiction? Fiction has to make sense and follow some logic.)
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Go Gators!


3 posted on 05/31/2019 2:55:23 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Florida Gator strikes again. (With apologies to “Forida Man”.)


5 posted on 05/31/2019 3:02:51 PM PDT by SharpRightTurn (Chuck Schumer--giving pond scum everywhere a bad name.)
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To: goldstategop

So, did they “wake up to get a midnight snack” or did the noise wake them up?


6 posted on 05/31/2019 3:04:23 PM PDT by raybbr (The left is a poison on society. There is no antidote. Running its course will be painful. You)
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8 posted on 05/31/2019 3:06:30 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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9 posted on 05/31/2019 3:08:22 PM PDT by deport
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That afternoon we’d have gator steaks.


13 posted on 05/31/2019 3:26:31 PM PDT by Retvet (Retvet)
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To: goldstategop

Another use for duct tape.


14 posted on 05/31/2019 3:31:11 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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Crashing thru a window? I wish these gators would be more civil. Can’t they just deliver a telegram or candygram like normal folk?


16 posted on 05/31/2019 3:45:49 PM PDT by C210N (You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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11-foot gator breaks into Florida home by crashing through window

Gonna need a smaller window!

17 posted on 05/31/2019 4:06:11 PM PDT by FreeReign
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https://www.thedailymeal.com/recipes/grilled-citrus-gator-ribs-recipe

Somebody’s getting new boots, belt and a wallet, too.


19 posted on 05/31/2019 4:25:17 PM PDT by ameribbean expat (Socialism is like a nude beach - - sounds great til you actually get there. -- David Burge.)
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We have a gator or 2 in both ponds in our condo complex. South of Jacksonville, FL.


20 posted on 05/31/2019 4:30:32 PM PDT by entropy12 (Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself.)
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Serious question: if they break into your house is it legal to shoot them?


21 posted on 05/31/2019 4:37:57 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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