Why, Johnny Gator! You look like food that just walked into my kitchen.
Posted on 05/31/2019 2:53:01 PM PDT by goldstategop
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, walking into the kitchen to get a midnight snack — and then almost becoming a snack yourself. That's what happened to one family in Clearwater, Florida, when they woke up in the middle of the night to find an alligator in their kitchen.
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Serious question: if they break into your house is it legal to shoot them?
Shoes AND purse.
Why, Johnny Gator! You look like food that just walked into my kitchen.
We fired our cannon ‘til the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind
‘has anybody seen the cat?’
Motorcycle seat. And side bags.
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