Steve Keirn as "Skinner"
Posted on 05/26/2019 6:59:14 PM PDT by DoodleBob
Apparently roast beef sandwiches weren’t enough for this winner.
A Florida Man is accused of stealing $1450 that was being counted by an Arby’s cashier. The man, Christopher Merrick, told police that the money “was like calling out to me” before he grabbed it.
He walked into a closed Arby’s in as a female worker was counting the cash for her cash drawer. When the employee walked away from the counter, Merrick, grabbed the cash and ran out of the store.
Merrick ran into a nearby McDonald’s and hid in the women’s bathroom.
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My money calls out to me all the time.
It says “goodbye”
My money says “goodbye” but always adds “and you won’t see me later”.
Heh — well at least it’s being honest with you...
It does sound strange. I’ve been to Arby’s and never seen anyone count the cash in front of the customers....maybe it does happen, but I’ve not seen it.
Also leaving the cash drawer open is highly unusual. On the other hand, the guy did not implicate the employee.
How could he be sure that it was any President or founding father calling to him? Nobody alive knows what any of these men on paper currency sounds like. Could have been fakers calling him.
Steve Keirn as "Skinner"
Merrick ran into a nearby McDonald’s and hid in the women’s bathroom.
Apparently the women's john was calling to him too. Thanks DoodleBob.
Mebbe.. But I'm thinkin Bruce Dern. (re:The Cowboys) d;^)
He’ll be back on the street in a couple of years to talk to it again. I guess, “it followed me home can I keep it,” doesn’t work here. And it’s better than talking to the trees.
rwood
It all started when the money said, “Hey hot mama, shuffle into the back and get me a samich.”
Bruce Dern is even closer, especially that defiant (WTF are you lookin’ at?) attitude in the eyes.
My money calls out for it to be put into the bank...
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