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A Florida Man Said Money Was Calling Out To Him Before He Robbed Arby’s Cashier
The Florida Man Times ^ | May 26, 2019 | Florida Man

Posted on 05/26/2019 6:59:14 PM PDT by DoodleBob

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To: LostInBayport

My money calls out to me all the time.

It says “goodbye”


Ha!!


21 posted on 05/26/2019 8:40:54 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Yardstick

My money says “goodbye” but always adds “and you won’t see me later”.


22 posted on 05/26/2019 9:11:51 PM PDT by Equine1952 (Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought. ))
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To: Equine1952

Heh — well at least it’s being honest with you...


23 posted on 05/26/2019 9:24:28 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Chewbarkah

It does sound strange. I’ve been to Arby’s and never seen anyone count the cash in front of the customers....maybe it does happen, but I’ve not seen it.

Also leaving the cash drawer open is highly unusual. On the other hand, the guy did not implicate the employee.


24 posted on 05/26/2019 9:41:03 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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To: rightwingcrazy

How could he be sure that it was any President or founding father calling to him? Nobody alive knows what any of these men on paper currency sounds like. Could have been fakers calling him.


25 posted on 05/26/2019 10:01:57 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: DoodleBob
It wasn't the original Florida Man


Steve Keirn as "Skinner"

26 posted on 05/26/2019 11:48:49 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (NRT, NewRome Tacitus, just don't call me late to dinner.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
Merrick ran into a nearby McDonald’s and hid in the women’s bathroom.
Apparently the women's john was calling to him too. Thanks DoodleBob.

27 posted on 05/27/2019 12:04:43 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: lee martell
"..He looks like Ben Stiller.."

Mebbe.. But I'm thinkin Bruce Dern. (re:The Cowboys) d;^)


28 posted on 05/27/2019 5:54:10 AM PDT by CopperTop (Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
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To: Innovative

He’ll be back on the street in a couple of years to talk to it again. I guess, “it followed me home can I keep it,” doesn’t work here. And it’s better than talking to the trees.

rwood


29 posted on 05/27/2019 6:38:29 AM PDT by Redwood71
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To: DoodleBob

It all started when the money said, “Hey hot mama, shuffle into the back and get me a samich.”


30 posted on 05/27/2019 6:59:12 AM PDT by Chewbarkah
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To: CopperTop

Bruce Dern is even closer, especially that defiant (WTF are you lookin’ at?) attitude in the eyes.


31 posted on 05/27/2019 7:51:02 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: DoodleBob

My money calls out for it to be put into the bank...


32 posted on 05/27/2019 10:49:05 AM PDT by ConservaTeen (WFLA's Jack Harris: Brooklyn is missing their village idiot. Right you are, Jack.)
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