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Public Figures Comment on "Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"
24 May 19
| hapnHal
Posted on 05/24/2019 7:46:43 PM PDT by hapnHal
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To: TomServo
That is why it is funny, especially for a Friday afternoon
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posted on
05/25/2019 1:13:22 AM PDT
by
dirtymac
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country! Now)
To: TomServo
Just imagine it as a MST3K skit with Crow and Tom Servo and doing it in their voices.
“Okay, who said ‘I never crossed a road with that chicken?’”
Or better - a contest with Gypsy and Joel involved.
And answers with Pelosi or Hillary Clinton, Gypsy can ooh and aw over them. “Oh - I like her - she has pretty hair!” And Crow can say something snide, and Tom Servo jumps in, and Joel has to intercede. “Now come on guys, it’s just a game - Gypsy can have an opinion.” (With Crow muttering “Well it’s a stupid opinion.”
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posted on
05/25/2019 1:13:30 AM PDT
by
21twelve
(!)
To: hapnHal
NADLER:Did somebody say CHICKEN...?
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posted on
05/25/2019 1:17:50 AM PDT
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOTI'm WEAR THE RIBBON8)
To: hapnHal
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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posted on
05/25/2019 1:27:09 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: Envisioning
John Winger: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Soldiers: To get from the left to the right
John Winger: He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
Soldiers: He ain't no chicken no more
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posted on
05/25/2019 1:27:20 AM PDT
by
Envisioning
(Carry safe, always carry, everyday, everywhere.)
To: bigbob
I actually have a tin type of this nailed above my computer right now.
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posted on
05/25/2019 1:28:02 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: Gaffer
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posted on
05/25/2019 1:35:13 AM PDT
by
21twelve
(!)
To: hapnHal
Nancy Pelosi: Er Ah it was Er earlier claimed ahh that ahg a chicken was ah cough cough I thought it was trying to uh ahh cross the toad Er ah road three times but was uh obstructed by President Trump and ahh that is cough an ugh ah an impeachable offense. I uh pray for him Er agh daily, the ahh chicken, ah that is.
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posted on
05/25/2019 1:36:04 AM PDT
by
dirtymac
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country! Now)
To: hapnHal
This is absolutely hilarious!!!! Thank you!!! Needed that laugh today!!!🐓🐓🐓😆😆😆💝💝👵🏻
To: Jeff Chandler
John Kerry : “I don’t know but I saw a chicken cross a road in Vietnam to raze villages in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan.”
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posted on
05/25/2019 2:58:14 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: dirtymac
Good. Eggactly appropriate.
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posted on
05/25/2019 2:58:53 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(The democrats' national goal: One world social-communism under one world religion: Atheistic Islam.)
To: Flaming Conservative
Mark Levin : “What?! Get off my road, you dummy!!!!”
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posted on
05/25/2019 3:02:18 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
“Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?”
For fowl reasons.
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posted on
05/25/2019 3:20:29 AM PDT
by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: All
Why don’t vultures fly commercial?
They can’t bring their carrion.
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posted on
05/25/2019 3:27:33 AM PDT
by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: hapnHal
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posted on
05/25/2019 3:43:46 AM PDT
by
jocon307
To: A_perfect_lady
“Look, I’m a friendly guy, I just like chickens.”
LOL, that’s him all over!
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posted on
05/25/2019 3:45:45 AM PDT
by
jocon307
To: hole_n_one
JERRY NADLER: I ate the chicken
Oh you have to pluck them first?
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posted on
05/25/2019 3:51:40 AM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
To: hapnHal
Thought the answer was - to get to the other side.
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posted on
05/25/2019 6:35:39 AM PDT
by
mulligan
(EeThe)
To: piasa
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posted on
05/25/2019 8:45:52 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(This Space For Rant)
To: piasa
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