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Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles
NYPost ^
| May 22, 2019
Posted on 05/22/2019 5:48:13 PM PDT by SMGFan
A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.
Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News.
Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said.
When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.
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TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cashmere; medicalmarijuana; thingsinpants; washington
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To: SMGFan
“That’s not my anus, officer. I was just taking care of it for somebody else” .
CC
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posted on
05/22/2019 6:56:06 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
To: SMGFan
"..13 time convicted felon and still has gf.."Behind every stupid man, there's an even stupider woman traipsing along behind them. d;^)
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posted on
05/22/2019 6:59:18 PM PDT
by
CopperTop
(Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
To: SMGFan
and still has gf, I’m curious to see this cutie.
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posted on
05/22/2019 7:05:50 PM PDT
by
csvset
(illegitimi non carborundum)
To: SMGFan
With that headline, I pretty much had to stop and read this.
To: dfwgator
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posted on
05/22/2019 7:23:59 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: SMGFan
Only 27 years old and he already has 13 felony convictions.
A bag of weed in his anus, and a bag of meth in his car.
A self-inflicted “Shot-in-the-Junk-O-Meter” Award (hat tip to hey jackass.com).
Ladies and Gentleman, in eight years (assuming he survives to the ripe old age of 35), Cameron Jeffrey Wilson will truly be Presidential Timber for the democrat party.
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posted on
05/22/2019 7:29:48 PM PDT
by
Natty Bumppo@frontier.net
(We are the dangerous ones, who stand between all we love and a more dangerous world.)
To: SMGFan
47
posted on
05/22/2019 8:16:51 PM PDT
by
Disambiguator
(Keepin' it analog.)
To: SMGFan
Aw man that’s gonna be sore in the mornin’...
As Roseanne Roseannadanna would say...if it’s not one thing it’s another...
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posted on
05/22/2019 8:27:24 PM PDT
by
Paleo Pete
(It's not a toe, it's a furniture location device!)
To: SMGFan
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posted on
05/22/2019 9:16:41 PM PDT
by
Zathras
To: SMGFan
That elsewhere to put the gun might end up somewhere in the crotch area. A female criminal here was arrested and when checked into jail it was discovered that she had a loaded pistol up her twat. She is a hardcore criminal from a hardcore criminal family but criminals are not always the brightest sparks.
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posted on
05/22/2019 9:32:54 PM PDT
by
RJS1950
(The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
To: SMGFan
The guy could have solved his problem by moving to Florida. He has all the makings of a Florida man.
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posted on
05/23/2019 2:14:04 AM PDT
by
PAR35
To: grey_whiskers; dfwgator
To: SMGFan; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
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posted on
05/27/2019 11:32:47 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(The Modern Democrat Party: America's largest hate group.)
To: SMGFan
13 time convicted felon and still has gf.Chicks dig jerks.
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posted on
05/27/2019 11:33:11 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(The Modern Democrat Party: America's largest hate group.)
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To: martin_fierro
Sounds like he was left holding the bag.
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posted on
05/29/2019 4:15:05 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: SMGFan
He wasn't before, but pretty sure he'll be from now on.
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posted on
05/29/2019 4:17:25 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
05/29/2019 4:18:05 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: SMGFan
Anyone who wastes anal space on marijuana
is a danger to himself and society at large.
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posted on
05/29/2019 4:28:29 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: gundog
Was it a snub nose?
No, but it was a repeater.
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posted on
05/29/2019 4:30:50 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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