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Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles
NYPost ^ | May 22, 2019

Posted on 05/22/2019 5:48:13 PM PDT by SMGFan

A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News.

Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said.

When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cashmere; medicalmarijuana; thingsinpants; washington
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13 time convicted felon and still has gf.

Are we sure he is not bi?

1 posted on 05/22/2019 5:48:13 PM PDT by SMGFan
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Gee that’s a shame.


2 posted on 05/22/2019 5:50:19 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: SMGFan

Don’t your marijuana taste any different lately?


3 posted on 05/22/2019 5:50:27 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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Btt


4 posted on 05/22/2019 5:50:32 PM PDT by KSCITYBOY (The media is corrupt)
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To: SMGFan

What What In the Butt?


5 posted on 05/22/2019 5:51:07 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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“That’s not mine! That’s not my bag, baby!”

“Million to one shot, doc.”


6 posted on 05/22/2019 5:51:08 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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Smoking crack. UR doing it wrong.


7 posted on 05/22/2019 5:51:48 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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Someone has to say, “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”...


8 posted on 05/22/2019 5:52:41 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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“A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.”

His IQ is probably about 25 on good days.

He makes the born loser look like a lucky guy!


9 posted on 05/22/2019 5:53:04 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (You can't normalize the type of behavior, the left is trying to normalize, because it isn't normal!)
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“That’s not mine! That’s not my bag, baby!”


10 posted on 05/22/2019 5:53:16 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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The gun may or may not have been loaded, but HE was!


11 posted on 05/22/2019 5:53:44 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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To: a fool in paradise

Crack is Whack!


12 posted on 05/22/2019 5:54:01 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: SMGFan

13 posted on 05/22/2019 5:55:09 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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LOL!


14 posted on 05/22/2019 5:57:48 PM PDT by CtBigPat (Qanon - Please be real...)
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That’s just nuts!


15 posted on 05/22/2019 5:59:25 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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To: Grampa Dave
"A bungholing felon?"


16 posted on 05/22/2019 6:02:07 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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17 posted on 05/22/2019 6:02:38 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (God Bless America. Thank you, Kate Smith!)
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Im just gonna go out on a limb and guess he votes Democrat


18 posted on 05/22/2019 6:03:19 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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WTH?


19 posted on 05/22/2019 6:03:38 PM PDT by ezo4
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13 time convicted felon and still has gf.

Seriously, what is wrong with women these days?


20 posted on 05/22/2019 6:05:10 PM PDT by CtBigPat (Qanon - Please be real...)
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