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Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles
NYPost ^ | May 22, 2019

Posted on 05/22/2019 5:48:13 PM PDT by SMGFan

A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News.

Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said.

When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.

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TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cashmere; medicalmarijuana; thingsinpants; washington
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To: a fool in paradise

in the future put the drugs in your pockets and unloaded gun elsewhere?


21 posted on 05/22/2019 6:06:16 PM PDT by SMGFan ("God love ya! What am I talking about")
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To: SMGFan
The convicted felon was charged with possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of meth, possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility, and four counts of tampering with a witness.

Looks like he won't be a 13-time loser for very long. I have to marvel at turning yourself over to the cops with a balloon of pot up yer butt when you already know they look for it. Or why he bothered the first time when it's legal in that state. We may be dealing with a criminal mastermind here.

22 posted on 05/22/2019 6:11:33 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: SMGFan

If the balloon don’t fit, you must acquit.


23 posted on 05/22/2019 6:12:28 PM PDT by posterchild
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To: SMGFan

You can get a Darwin Award doing this.


24 posted on 05/22/2019 6:12:58 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: SMGFan

Um is Washington state a jurisdiction where pot is legal? If yes then why is this idiot.hiding it where the sun don’t shine?


25 posted on 05/22/2019 6:13:24 PM PDT by xp38
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To: posterchild

“Hey man, this smells like skunk weed...”


26 posted on 05/22/2019 6:15:28 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: a fool in paradise

Leave the gun, pack the bungholey.


27 posted on 05/22/2019 6:15:36 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: SMGFan

He thought his balz were trying to steal his drugs, they appeared to be armed with a gun, so he shot them first!


28 posted on 05/22/2019 6:20:05 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: SMGFan

Cashmere, Washington is in the Eastern side of the state - apple country. If you have ever tasted Aplets and Cotlets candies, that is where they are made by Liberty Orchards.


29 posted on 05/22/2019 6:21:47 PM PDT by dainbramaged (If you want a friend, rescue a pit bull.)
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To: SMGFan

Surely he’d at least visited Florida...


30 posted on 05/22/2019 6:25:30 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: SMGFan

I hope the pistol was loaded with ball ammo.


31 posted on 05/22/2019 6:31:59 PM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: SMGFan

Oops!


32 posted on 05/22/2019 6:35:51 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: SMGFan
who is a 13-time convicted felon,

What's wrong with this picture? Are the DAs with their plea bargains, as well as the judges THAT corrupt?

33 posted on 05/22/2019 6:40:36 PM PDT by Oatka
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To: SMGFan

I dont know what pulled the pistol’s trigger, but my imagination says that’s why he has a girl friend.


34 posted on 05/22/2019 6:42:02 PM PDT by llevrok (Vote, while it is still legal!)
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To: SMGFan

Hey, at least he had a plan...


35 posted on 05/22/2019 6:43:27 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The internet has driven the world mad.)
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To: CtBigPat
That is my only question: Was the damage sufficient enough to qualify him for a Darwin Award?
36 posted on 05/22/2019 6:44:06 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (California: knowingly give someone aids: misdemeanor. Give them a straw, go to jail.)
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To: CtBigPat

A picture of his GF might answer that question.


37 posted on 05/22/2019 6:45:25 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (California: knowingly give someone aids: misdemeanor. Give them a straw, go to jail.)
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To: Michael.SF.

“Was the damage sufficient enough to qualify him for a Darwin Award?”

Yes, but in the Survivor Division, which is the lowest status category.


38 posted on 05/22/2019 6:47:37 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The internet has driven the world mad.)
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To: CtBigPat

White Punk on Dope.


39 posted on 05/22/2019 6:47:45 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Rebelbase
Maybe it was some really good sheet man!
40 posted on 05/22/2019 6:49:28 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (California: knowingly give someone aids: misdemeanor. Give them a straw, go to jail.)
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