Posted on 05/22/2019 5:48:13 PM PDT by SMGFan
A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.
Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News.
Wilson, who is a 13-time convicted felon, told his girlfriend to dispose of the weapon before heading to the hospital, the paper said.
When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.
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in the future put the drugs in your pockets and unloaded gun elsewhere?
Looks like he won't be a 13-time loser for very long. I have to marvel at turning yourself over to the cops with a balloon of pot up yer butt when you already know they look for it. Or why he bothered the first time when it's legal in that state. We may be dealing with a criminal mastermind here.
If the balloon don’t fit, you must acquit.
You can get a Darwin Award doing this.
Um is Washington state a jurisdiction where pot is legal? If yes then why is this idiot.hiding it where the sun dont shine?
“Hey man, this smells like skunk weed...”
Leave the gun, pack the bungholey.
He thought his balz were trying to steal his drugs, they appeared to be armed with a gun, so he shot them first!
Cashmere, Washington is in the Eastern side of the state - apple country. If you have ever tasted Aplets and Cotlets candies, that is where they are made by Liberty Orchards.
Surely he’d at least visited Florida...
I hope the pistol was loaded with ball ammo.
Oops!
What's wrong with this picture? Are the DAs with their plea bargains, as well as the judges THAT corrupt?
I dont know what pulled the pistol’s trigger, but my imagination says that’s why he has a girl friend.
Hey, at least he had a plan...
A picture of his GF might answer that question.
“Was the damage sufficient enough to qualify him for a Darwin Award?”
Yes, but in the Survivor Division, which is the lowest status category.
White Punk on Dope.
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