Posted on 05/21/2019 6:12:52 AM PDT by Gamecock
26-year-old Ashley Priola is accused of throwing billiard balls at her former boss after getting fired for showing up to work intoxicated according to police.
Police said they were called to Red Dog Saloon for an assault after an employee was fired and had hit the manager with a billiard ball.
When officers arrived they were told Priola had gone the convenience store in the back room. Police retrieved Priola and brought her back to the scene.
Manager, Hollie Jones, and a witness, Heather Daugherty, told officers Priola had arrived to work drunk.
Jones said she gave Priola permission to work, dancing on the stage, but she had fallen twice on the stage.
Police were told Jones then fired Priola for coming to work intoxicated.
Once Priola was fired, Jones and Daugherty said Priola grabbed a billiard ball and threw it at Jones hitting her in the face.
They said she then grabbed a second ball and threw it but missed.
Priola then left the scene according to Jones and Daugherty.
Police said Priola was arrested for assault and battery and transported to the Oklahoma County Jail.
On the way to the jail, police said Priola became hysterical and offered them "all of her money" and they would take her home instead of jail.
When officers refused they said she began screaming and banging her head on the window of the car.
They said she was also trying to kick out the window on the car.
Priola was booked into the Oklahoma County Jail for assault with a dangerous weapon and assault and battery.
So she's 26. Got fired from a job as a pole dancer.
Seems to me that she is rapidly running out of legal career options.
Not guilty
Fully automatic assault cue balls.
They have to make room for the class of 2019.
So she’s 26. Got fired from a job as a pole dancer.
That's usually a bad sign, one would think.
Those are the kind I like. No need to take them home to meet mommy.
Oh look, nobody is home.
BTW - This took place in Oklahoma City, OK
Ajax Occasional-Kotex is going to offer her a job as an assistant...
What's worse is that the DWI (Dancing While Intoxicated) test involves a cue-ball toss.
Sounds like maybe the bar had a defective pole and the young lady should not only get workers comp, but should be awarded damages from the bar. A good lawyer should be able to get all charges dropped and $100,000 in compensation. (LOL, sarc for lawyers)..
Wonder what her resume' would look like. Under Special Skills, would she have the diameter and composition of the variety of poles she has danced around? Oiled or Sans Huile?
Let’s hope that people come into her life that can befriend her and lead her in the right direction. She has had a sad life up to this time.
It is certainly not a good sign.
A guy walks into a bar with his stripper girlfriend. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the stripper wanders all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the stripper jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Your stripper girlfriend just ate the cue ball off my pool table — whole!”
“Sorry,” replied the guy. “She eats everything in sight, the vixen. I’ll pay for everything.”
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he’s in the bar with his stripper girlfriend, again. He orders a drink, and the stripper starts wandering around the bar. The stripper finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. She grabs it, sticks it up her butt, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your stripper girlfriend did now?” he asks.
“Yeah,” replies the guy. “She still eats everything in sight, but ever since she swallowed that cue ball, she measures stuff first.”
She better call Saul.
That took a lot of balls.
Not Guilty.
(The mis-appropriated monkey is not happy)
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