Full Title: "DAIRY ME Austrians told to stop French kissing COWS after bizarre challenge sweeps social media sparking fears of attacks by protective herd."
Sacred Cows? The udder truth?
What happened to schnitzel?
Virtue signaling has taken to the hoof!
1 posted on
05/17/2019 3:41:27 PM PDT by
Candor7
To: Candor7
I didn’t know Beto O’Dorke had traveled to Austria.
2 posted on
05/17/2019 3:42:57 PM PDT by
rfp1234
(I don't watch CNN for the same reason I don't drink from the toilet.)
To: Candor7
“that’s one heck of a cowlick you got there Angus.”
To: Candor7
4 posted on
05/17/2019 3:47:36 PM PDT by
SMGFan
("God love ya! What am I talking about")
To: Candor7
Only if they’re stump broke.
5 posted on
05/17/2019 3:47:58 PM PDT by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: Candor7
I feel sorry for the cows.
To: Candor7
8 posted on
05/17/2019 3:55:22 PM PDT by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: Candor7
9 posted on
05/17/2019 3:56:53 PM PDT by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: Candor7
Ya know i was gonna post this earlier but thought twice about it. Glad ya did. Pretty funny.
It could be worse than kissing cows. Years ago I remember a story about farm in Washington where beastiality was practiced.
To: Candor7
Austrians told to stop French kissing COWS How are they supposed to stop French people from kissing cows? And why is it the Austrians problem? What happens in Paris stays in Paris. Well maybe some of it gets to Marseille.
11 posted on
05/17/2019 4:04:48 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
To: Candor7
Yes, let’s be more like Europe.
13 posted on
05/17/2019 4:16:08 PM PDT by
fruser1
To: Candor7
DAIRY ME Austrians told to stop French kissing COWS
How’s a big girl supposed to get any luvin’?
14 posted on
05/17/2019 4:20:23 PM PDT by
seowulf
To: Candor7
DAIRY ME Austrians told to stop French kissing COWS
How’s a big girl supposed to get any luvin’?
15 posted on
05/17/2019 4:20:23 PM PDT by
seowulf
To: Candor7
Hey - I don’t see anything wrong with it except it’s not nice to make a cow jealous. I think we should bring it to the U.S. and have a “bring a cow to work day”....except Congress already has plenty of cows that show up for work..and plenty that spread their ~~you know what~~!!!
To: Candor7
If they have to be told ... then don’t bother.... dropping out of the gene pool will be good for the pool.
18 posted on
05/17/2019 7:09:36 PM PDT by
RetiredTexasVet
(Start using cash and checks or the elite class and bankers will make "cashless" the norm.)
To: Candor7
Don’t take your eyes off a cow wnen you’re in the paddock, they might try to run you over. They can be mean...
20 posted on
05/17/2019 7:27:50 PM PDT by
W.
(NRA life member! Cost me 500 bones, but oh, well!)
To: Candor7
A tossup between kissing a cow and slapping a bull (h/t Wild Hogs).
21 posted on
05/17/2019 7:40:44 PM PDT by
castlebrew
(Gun Control means hitting where you're aiming!))
To: Candor7
Watch out for the one named Moochelle. She’s a mean one.
24 posted on
05/25/2019 5:45:07 PM PDT by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
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