Posted on 05/15/2019 7:58:09 AM PDT by C19fan
All the real racist names were eliminated 10 years ago, and now they’re moving on to the names that are not racist. The goal is to make it so that anything that comes out of the mouth of a White is racist and gets the White fired.
WAIT! We’re already there!
99% of the internet and computers are racist for supporting black print.. Black ink pens are offensive.
Why on earth are some (mostly liberal) folks so obsessed with what they think someone needs to be offended by..?? That in itself should offend!
Oh no,....
The Cracker Album....
I vaguely remember this song.
Mexican Blackbird
ZZ Top
If you’re down in Acuna and you ain’t up to being alone
don’t spend all your money on just any honey that’s grown.
Go find the Mexican blackbird and send all your troubles back home.
They all call her her “puta” ‘cause no one really knows her name.
She works the cantina, dancin’ and a-lovin’s her trade.
Her mama was Mez’can and her daddy was the ace of spades.
Oh, let’s drive that old Chrysler down to Mexico, boy.
Said, keep your hands on the wheel there.
Oh, it sure is fine, ain’t it?
Now, ya got it! Hand me another one of them brews from back there.
Oh, this is gonna be so good.
Mm, she’s hot as a pepper but smooth as a Mexican brew.
So head for the border and put in an order or two.
The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.
Oh, one more time,
can you roll me another Bull Durham, please?
Can’t you do it with one hand, boy?
Undoubtedly, the cost of the name change--from renaming the Nugget cafe and other 49'er-themed institutions to removing the huge statue of 49'er Pete--will be enormous.
49'er Pete
“Long Island” is offensive to shorter islands and “university” is offensive to colleges. Rename everything.
How about Crows? Grackles? Or, as well call them in Baltimore, Ravens?
Yes. And that must be racist, too. No more blackheads, blackboards, blackberries or blackouts, either. Lol!
Liberals. Are. Stupid.
How about Black Crows....
Or The Heckle & Jeckles
Lighten up AHoles.
So now you are favoring all Asians?? (kidding)
I guess the term White House will be next in line to be in question -— if it isn’t already!!
RACISSSSSSSS....
Long Island Do Do Birds
Bwahaha
The Cracker Album....
Great Band...
Cracker - Teen Angst (What the World Needs Now)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42V8CqWw0xM
Yep, PC is nuts.
laughing, That should be Bing Crosby's White Christmas.
Insanity Gone Wild
Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye.
Four and twenty blackbirds,
Baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened
The birds began to sing;
Wasn’t that a dainty dish,
To set before the king.
The king was in his counting house,
Counting out his money;
The queen was in the parlour,
Eating bread and honey.
The maid was in the garden,
Hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird
And pecked off her nose.
There was such a commotion,
that little Jenny wren
Flew down into the garden,
and put it back again.
I was just singing that in March when we visited an old plantation in Jamaica. There was a counting house on the property, and nobody had ever heard of that before.
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