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Stone Age families crawled on hand and foot through dark caves for FUN carrying wooden torches 14,000 years ago, new study suggests
Ping.
Well, I would guess there wasn’t much else to do. Other than just, I don’t know... survive.
"We no invent beer yet, Gronk"
"How 'bout shoot rats at dump?"
"We no invent gun. Dump at back of cave - shoot eye out if did."
"Dance with women?"
"Mongo only know same tune on bird bone flute. Beside, derivative of composer Gorgo the Neanderthal, who also make same two notes. Again and again."
"What we do for fun then?"
"I know, crawl through hole at back of cave. Bat dung smell good!"
The footprints had the imprints of Croc footwear.
Maybe that explains the After-Party artwork?
How do they know it was 14,000 years ago?
WooHoo!
Paleo-Spelunkers!
Yabba Dabba Doo!
“...8, 9, 10. Ready or not, here I come!”
Yeah, and my family and I like to chew on razor blades for a good time today.
I should tell DH to pretend he’s a caveman. He freaks out every time he has to go into the crawlspace — “the creepiest place ever”, according to him.
How do they know it was for fun? Maybe the kids were being punished.
How do they know it was for fun? Maybe the kids were being punished.
No, not for fun.
“What’s that noise? Let’s go investigate before it shows up and eats us.”
“Quick, come this way, and the predator can’t reach us!”
“I’ve never been this way, but the enemies killing us are behind us. Crawl.”
“Ahor cave has a pool of drinking water in the back. Do you think we have one down there?”
“Where did the toddler go? Baby! Come back!”
What kind of food would they find in a cave?
...didn’t they also have bowling alleys during the Stone Age?