'You're not going anywhere': Local Uber driver, professor facing kidnapping charges

WTAE ^ | May 13, 2019 | Elena LaQuatra

[Responsibility2nd]

No, no. Burger King is where you go with your Liberal Arts Degree in Wymens Studies, Sociology, or African Cultures.

[Beautiful_Gracious_Skies]

So you are predicting that Uber may expand their driver selection criteria to define those willing to service nymphomaniacs. .. sure.. in their dreams.

[heartwood]

Adjunct professor. Earns less than minimum wage, no benefits, so the university can spend on bureaucrats.

[Dr. Ursus]

I’ m amazed that more people don’t carry knives!!

[CarolinaPeach]

Hey, stupid uber-driver. I’m not trapped in the car with you. You’re trapped in the car with me.

Life or death situation, that’s my attitude and plan and I’m sticking to it.

Peach

[sparklite2]

"Hello, ladies.  Hop in.  Where ya goin'?"
"We're going to Hooters where we work."
"Oh, man.  Excuse my while I lock all the doors.  It's for your own safety. Say, have you ever heard of the Story of O?"
"Is it about Cheerios?"
"Is it a Sesame Street episode?"
"No, the Story of O is about a guy doing nasty stuff to a girl, like I'm gonna do to you..."
"Stop the car.  Let us out!"
"... starting with a quote from Rime of the Ancient Mariner..."
"Help, help!"
"... and then you're going to write me an essay."
"Just shoot us, please!"

[moovova]

“Richard Lobotomy”