When he dies, I hope they don’t cremate him...
Bad thing happen when you cremate obese peole....
https://nypost.com/2017/04/26/overly-obese-body-sets-crematorium-on-fire/
Seems like there should be a good market for Crazy Herman’s Discount Green Burials, “Cheaper by the Kilo”.
https://funerals.org/?consumers=green-burial