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Posted on 05/11/2019 6:49:46 AM PDT by Leaning Right
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I don't normally posts jokes. But this one was too good not to share.
To: Leaning Right
Why do SJWs hate dentists?
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
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posted on
05/11/2019 6:56:08 AM PDT
by
C210N
(You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
To: Leaning Right
"I don't normally posts jokes." Now we understand why... '-)
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posted on
05/11/2019 6:57:09 AM PDT
by
TXnMA
(Truman: “The Buck Stops Here.” | 0b0z0: “ The Chain Gang Begins Here!”)
To: Leaning Right
I don't normally posts jokes. I'm calling bull.
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posted on
05/11/2019 6:59:59 AM PDT
by
null and void
(You can't normalize the type of behavior the left is trying to normalize because it isn't normal.)
To: Leaning Right
Then she gets even more angrier that she got hurt because you didn’t specifically warn her about the cow in front of her.
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posted on
05/11/2019 7:01:23 AM PDT
by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
To: Leaning Right
I was talking to what passed for an SJW around 2000 and she was going on about how the illegals from Mexico were part of a people that inhabitanted the state of Texas long before Americans moved in and destroyed their native language and culture.
I didnt know Spanish was a Native American language and culture!
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posted on
05/11/2019 7:05:13 AM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Leaning Right
I bet she
HATES Chick-fil-A.
Fewer burgers equals fewer cows equals fewer cow farts.
You would think she would simply adore Chick-fil-A...
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posted on
05/11/2019 7:07:00 AM PDT
by
null and void
(You can't normalize the type of behavior the left is trying to normalize because it isn't normal.)
To: null and void
But the cows are all pro chick-fil-a, they dont even have a marketing department; they just rely on spontaneous volunteer marketing by groups of cows.
To: Leaning Right
Was this the one that traded in her menstrual cycle for a 10-speed?
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posted on
05/11/2019 7:26:53 AM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!")
To: null and void
“I’m calling bull.”
Nah, he said COW.....
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posted on
05/11/2019 7:34:50 AM PDT
by
litehaus
(A memory toooo long.............)
To: Leaning Right
I normally dont read jokes but that one was really short & funny. Im still laughing!
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posted on
05/11/2019 7:46:50 AM PDT
by
FES0844
To: Leaning Right
So, generally, you post jokes abnormally?
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posted on
05/11/2019 7:49:22 AM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
To: AndyTheBear
Who hates cow farts more the the downwind cow?
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posted on
05/11/2019 7:51:23 AM PDT
by
null and void
(You can't normalize the type of behavior the left is trying to normalize because it isn't normal.)
To: BradyLS
I didnt know Spanish was a Native American language and culture!
A black muslim came to speak at the school where I was teachingpretty much 100% black elementary school in Fresno. This would have been about 1970. Anyway he was telling the kids that English was a ‘slave’ language of the ‘white devils’ and that they should start speaking Arabic and Spanish instead.
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posted on
05/11/2019 8:02:45 AM PDT
by
hanamizu
To: hanamizu
they should start speaking Arabic and Spanish instead <
Didn’t that Black Muslim guy know that the Spanish enslaved native Americans and blacks imported from Africa?
I guess not. Because once you’re focused on hating whites, you don’t have much time for research, or anything else.
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posted on
05/11/2019 8:15:28 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
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To: AndyTheBear
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posted on
05/11/2019 8:16:06 AM PDT
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: Leaning Right
...a social justice warrior. You know the type. Always offended. Always angry about something. Yesterday I was sitting on my front porch when she rode past me on her bicycle. “Cow!” I yelled. She scowled and gave me the finger.
Then she ran straight into a cow. Goodness knows I tried to warn her.
Didnt know Michelle ODorko rode a bike.
To: GoldenPup
> Didnt know Michelle ODorko rode a bike. <
She doesn't. Below is Michelle's preferred mode of travel. She's just one of us, dontcha know?
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posted on
05/11/2019 8:43:24 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
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To: Leaning Right
I'm gonna steal that one, but I'll be polite, and change it to, "Horse's Patoot!!!", which she will then crash into, following her hand signal.
![](https://a4.pbase.com/o4/82/667482/1/60752129.HorsesPatoo2t.jpg)
To: Leaning Right
Didnt that Black Muslim guy know that the Spanish enslaved native Americans and blacks imported from Africa?
I guess he didn’t know that Arabic-speaking Muslims pretty much controlled the slave tradestill do, for that matter.
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posted on
05/11/2019 8:56:30 AM PDT
by
hanamizu
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