[sodpoodle]

Note to the 'posting police' - if you have read it before, why didn't you post a thread?????

[Zathras]

How do you grade killing a goose with your tee shot?
Hit a scorcher tee shot in Vegas and killed a goose instantly 50 yards from the tee.

Stroke not counted or free lunch?

[Rebelrage]

I haven’t read it before and it’s hilarious. Thank you

[Fido969]

I sent this to my friend who turned 62 today.

[stylin19a]

A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:

Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."

Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"

Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"

Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"

Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"

Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"

[Veto!]

May have seen this before. AND it’s still a hoot.

[alancarp]

"Rule 8.k.9 - Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially impractical for many senior players, one-half stroke per hole may be subtracted for using old equipment."

PROPOSED ADDENDUM: 8.k.9(a)

However, since golf scorecard seldom have sufficient space to allow accounting for half-strokes, the senior player may round up the half-stroke subtraction to a full stroke per hole in such circumstances.

The scorecard makers should have anticipated the difficulty and the player should not be penalized for having to read - or write - small print. Maintaining an accurate scorecard is imperative to the integrity of the game.

[SomeCallMeTim]

I’ve always though $3-5 was more than enough penalty for losing a ball.

[DeplorablePaul]

I’m retired. I play golf three times a week with old guys for a little money.

These rules are not satirical. Gotta watch them like a hawk.