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A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:

Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."

Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"

Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"

Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"

Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"

Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"

The biggest laugh today = thank you for the contribution;)))) (A hole in one;)

OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh, BURN !