Well gee fellas, let’s all sit and try to figure out why for the first time in FORTY YEARS I missed an entire season last year.
A. I woke up one day and didn’t like football anymore
B. I was in a coma the whole season
C. YOU RUBBED S..T IN MY FACE FROM COMMERCIALS TELLING ME HOW WRONG AND BAD I AM AS A WHITE MAN TO JERKOFFS KNEELING DURING OUR COUNTRY’S ANTHEM TO THE LEAGUE SUPPORTING BLM
D. See C.
Proudly about to start my 4th season of ignoring the NFL. 8>)
Even before Klapperdick, we had Bob Costas lecturing us on gun control and the outdated 2nd Amendment.
That’s when I left.
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. Bravo!
My NFL consumption has literally been reduced to reading the NY Post sports section while I empty my bowels in the morning. Something felt really appropriate about the practice so it’s my regular thing now.