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To: dp0622

"You ever been to Mongolia? You've been there haven't you?
You sat on the curb, took off your shoes and ate raw Marmot meat in Mongolia, didn't you?"
7 posted on 05/08/2019 2:12:11 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

:)


8 posted on 05/08/2019 2:13:53 PM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know if.. Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR)
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To: BenLurkin
You sat on the curb, took off your shoes and ate raw Marmot meat in Mongolia, didn't you?"

No Popeye, I was picking my feed in Poughkeepsie, I swear!

12 posted on 05/08/2019 2:17:18 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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To: BenLurkin
"Your what? Picking your what?"

"My feet!, man! I was pickin' my feet!"

13 posted on 05/08/2019 2:18:45 PM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
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To: BenLurkin


How’d you like to drive to work some day, and all the STREET SIGNS are written in MONGOLIAN, huh?!! Can you read Mongolian?! I CAN’T!! Not even LITERATES can read Mongolian!! Only MONGOLIANS can read Mongolian!! Have you ever smoked Mongolian hash?! HUH?! YOU DON’T EVEN GET HIGH!! WHEN YOUR HEART STOPS BEATING, AND YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA DIE!! [ he pounds on the news desk ] I WANT HARD DRUGS!! I WANT — [ he pounds the news desk and flings himself to the floor, as the audience erupts into applause ]

18 posted on 05/08/2019 2:25:59 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BenLurkin

Wow.


31 posted on 05/08/2019 3:47:39 PM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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