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Florida woman pulls alligator from her pants during traffic stop
FOX News ^ | 05-06-2019 | By Nicole Darrah

Posted on 05/07/2019 6:24:35 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

Hey, baby. Nice snapper. LOL


41 posted on 05/07/2019 8:53:57 AM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Wake me when a prominent democrat gets prosecuted. ))))
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To: Larry Lucido
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A little song, a little dance,
an alligator in your pants.

42 posted on 05/07/2019 9:08:56 AM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: Red Badger

What’s wrong with that? I have a Burmese python in my pants.


43 posted on 05/07/2019 9:27:18 AM PDT by real saxophonist (One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
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To: Red Badger

Very unusual sexual partner.


44 posted on 05/07/2019 10:43:42 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke all mooselimb terrorists, today.)
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To: USS Alaska

Who are we to criticize?

Maybe she identifies as an alligator...................


45 posted on 05/07/2019 10:45:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: real saxophonist

“What’s wrong with that? I have a Burmese python in my pants.”

Okay, is there anyone there who can verify that claim?

You’re having delusions of grandeur aren’t you?

5.56mm


46 posted on 05/07/2019 10:48:58 AM PDT by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
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To: M Kehoe

My delusions of grandeur are quite delusional, and quite grand.


47 posted on 05/07/2019 10:56:55 AM PDT by real saxophonist (One side has guns and training. Other side's primary concern is 'gender identity'. Who's gonna win?)
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To: real saxophonist

8^)

5.56mm


48 posted on 05/07/2019 11:21:43 AM PDT by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
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To: Red Badger

Callahan?! Now I don’t feel bad about hanging out in Middleburg...


50 posted on 05/07/2019 1:24:14 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: EEGator

My wife is from Hilliard!.................


51 posted on 05/07/2019 1:27:16 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger

You two are a match made on Route 301...


52 posted on 05/07/2019 1:30:25 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: EEGator

There’s a place in France
Where the alligators dance
And if one doesn’t dance
He jumps in Florida Woman’s pants


53 posted on 05/07/2019 2:21:39 PM PDT by freedomlover
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To: freedomlover

Nice ditty...


54 posted on 05/07/2019 2:35:48 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Red Badger

Come on man
This is Florida
Stuff like that happens here ALL the time
Ya just never know what wacky crap will happen next


55 posted on 05/07/2019 3:00:48 PM PDT by Joe Boucher ( Molon Labe' baby, Molon Labe)
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To: Red Badger; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

She and her #FloridaMan friend were apparently also in possession of FORTY-TWO three-striped turtles.

DANG!


56 posted on 05/09/2019 6:38:47 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Modern feminism: ALL MEN BAD!!!)
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To: Red Badger

When asked if she always kept an alligator in her yoga pants she replied, “No. Once in a while, crocodile.”


57 posted on 05/20/2019 5:34:27 PM PDT by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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