Posted on 05/06/2019 10:32:11 AM PDT by simpson96
AHhhhh, First pour..
I woke up from gall bladder surgery around 4 in the morning several years ago.
Hospital cable was lacking then and probably still does.
MWC was on and a few tiny laughs hurt.
The shirtless parade is my all time favorite. Truly funny stuff.
Don’t forget “NO MA’AM”
Who’s that riding in the sun?
Who’s the man with the itchy gun?
Who’s the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son
Killed his wife ‘cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
A little touched or so we’re told
Killed his wife ‘cos she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin’ old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.
He’s quick with a gun
And his job ain’t done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one,
Psycho Dad!
Who’s that riding in the sleigh?
Who’s that firing along the way?
Who’s roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad
Who’s the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife’s hair!
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
Who’s that riding across the plain?
Who’s lost count of the wives he’s slain?
Who’s the man who’s plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad
He’s a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
He’s likes to eat it raw, He’s Psycho Dad!
Best show of all time. The Sam Kinison episode, where he played Al’s guardian angel, is still one of my all-time favorites.
As well as the one where Santa Claus died in the Bundy’s yard...
Sometimes laughter ISN’T the best medicine...
But like the old saying, you laughed so hard it hurt... :^)
Big fan!
Funny, My dad told me first about the show before I found it.
I loved the “Bald American Dudes” episode....
Sure, I’ll share. Let me share this little tidbit with you. You guys are nuts. Attractive, virile, sexy? Women want you? For what? To check their make-up? But you human flashlights have really helped me. When I came here tonight, I thought I was bald. But looking at you ‘guys, I realize two things. One, I really miss playing pool, and two, I’m not bald. Steve’s not bald. You guys are bald. Really bald. Hundred watt, soft-white bald. Steve, we should feel great, cause we got hair. And I’ll tell you something else. If and when I do lose my hair, I still won’t be sitting here with you. Cause I’ve got something at home that doesn’t care what I look like. That accepts me for what I am, and is always there when I need it. My couch.
Lol!!!!
The Bundy Manifesto....
“Santa’s chute doesn’t seem to be opening.”
OMG... The funniest.
Then you see the red blur through the patio doors, in the yard ...
The Parents Television Council name Married... with Children as the worst TV show twice in the 90s.
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Parents_Television_Council
I liked it.
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