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1 posted on 05/04/2019 7:23:43 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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Take it from your rear, stick it in your ear?


2 posted on 05/04/2019 7:26:27 AM PDT by null and void (The press is always lying. When they aren't actively lying, they are actively concealing the truth.)
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Well this story had a happy ending.

41% battery still remaining! All you Apple haters are just going to have to seethe over this one.

Truly remarkable device.


4 posted on 05/04/2019 7:29:56 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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Was this the same guy who as a kid dreamed he ate a giant marshmallow?


5 posted on 05/04/2019 7:31:35 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Desperate swarm sewage drains for water..." Venezuelans or D.C. Swamp denizens?)
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Doesn't beat the dogs who have swallowed strange things


7 posted on 05/04/2019 7:37:36 AM PDT by Daffynition (*I'm living the dream.* & :))
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Slid right down the eustachian tube, did it?


9 posted on 05/04/2019 7:40:56 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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It’s amazing what some electronics will take.
Last summer I took off my hearing aid and put it in my pocket. {very noisy room and I couldn’t hear but the device made the noise louder] Later my while I was showering, my wife grabbed my jeans and washed them. The hearing aid survived the wash and also survived the electric dryer. The battery died in the process, but a new battery restored everything.


10 posted on 05/04/2019 7:40:56 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (Chivalry is not dead. It is a warriors code and only practiced by warriors.)
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Why did he have it in his mouth?


11 posted on 05/04/2019 7:43:39 AM PDT by jackibutterfly (Jesus drove a Honda,but didn't talk about it:"For I did not speak of my own Accord"John 12:49(KJV))
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This too shall pass


13 posted on 05/04/2019 8:03:23 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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This makes me wonder if we all swallow things in our sleep.


14 posted on 05/04/2019 8:04:18 AM PDT by Rio
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And now for something completely different, a man with an AirPod up his nose....


15 posted on 05/04/2019 8:09:57 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I hate those things....couldn’t they at least make them flesh colored....people look REALLY goofy walking around with them sticking out of their ears, and worse if they are talking to themselves, too. (But, then, I’m getting old)


16 posted on 05/04/2019 8:18:56 AM PDT by goodnesswins (White Privilege EQUALS Self Control & working 50-80 hrs/wk for 40 years!)
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Why anyone would put these radiation emitting devices next to their brain is beyond me. The AirPods send a RFR signal from the right ear pod to the left ear pod...traveling right thru your brain!


17 posted on 05/04/2019 8:27:34 AM PDT by Mozzafiato
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I put Q tips into my ears, against all warnings not to. So, I am an ear criminal.

But there is no way I am going to put a shitty ear pod in my head.


20 posted on 05/04/2019 8:49:57 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (If we get Medicare for all, will we have to show IDs for service?)
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Gives a whole new meaning to the expression, “blow it out your ass”. 😹
24 posted on 05/04/2019 9:01:51 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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A few years ago I had several polyps removed during a routine colonoscopy. One of the sites bled so they had to "go back in" (yuck!) and install several metal clips of some sort to stop the bleeding. They told me that the clips would "pass" naturally.

I didn't ask for a detailed explanation.

27 posted on 05/04/2019 9:04:50 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Bill Barr:The Bill Belichick of Attorneys General)
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I had to retrieve an early Samsung smart phone stuck in a toilet. Got caught and jammed in the trapway at the top.

Pulled the toilet and while attempting to push it out from the other end the phone rang. Partially or fully submerged overnight.

Another sh***y job completed.


28 posted on 05/04/2019 9:12:42 AM PDT by headstamp 2
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So how do you skip to the next song if you don’t like that one? Press the kidney?


30 posted on 05/04/2019 9:26:26 AM PDT by Yaelle
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“This, too, shall pass ...”


33 posted on 05/04/2019 10:24:40 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (#Dregs #DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe #BuildIt)
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Accidentally swallowed Apple AirPod still works, both inside and after being retrieved from stomach. LOL!—PING!


Swallowed Apple AirPod Still Works Ping!

If you want on or off the Mac Ping List, Freepmail me.

34 posted on 05/04/2019 11:13:53 AM PDT by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplaphobe bigot!)
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This too will pass.


39 posted on 05/04/2019 11:54:17 AM PDT by kaehurowing
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