Posted on 05/02/2019 5:54:00 AM PDT by Gamecock
He’s in a blizzard of trouble.
A Colorado man was arrested on suspicion of robbing the same Dairy Queen twice in one day. Pueblo, Colo., cops also believe Levi John Roberts, 37, tried and failed to carjack two people during those robberies.
Roberts first robbed the ice cream shop around 9 p.m. Monday, at which time police responded to a call about an armed robbery, according to ABC affiliate KRDO in Colorado. The bandit reportedly made off with an undetermined amount of cash, but was forced to make his escape on foot after unsuccessfully trying to carjack a customer at the eatery’s drive-thru window. Responding officers had no luck finding him at the time.
Less than two hours later, around 10:40 p.m., police officers got another chance when Roberts allegedly returned to the scene of the crime and robbed the Oakshire Lane Dairy Queen again. Once again, he also attempted to steal an automobile on his way out — this one belonging to a Dairy Queen employee — but failed to get away with the car.
Cops then broke out their night vision equipment and went on the lookout for Roberts. He was reportedly found hiding in a prairie. The two-timing burglar tried to run, according to CBS affiliate KKTV, but was apprehended and charged with robbery, attempted robbery and felony menacing.
A neck tattoo is a reliable sign.
It appears to say “GOD’s able” and then a verse.
Also appears that perhaps he did it himself. The “GOD’S” part is pretty good. The booze may have kicked in by the time he got around to the “able”.
I wonder if when he was caught he was angry at God? “God - I even have a F-ing tattoo of your promise - but you let me get caught!!!???”
That’s Florida Man’s brother.
Woody Harrelson, that you?
Isn’t that the son of Bill Maher who just got into Yale?
I really appreciate these people identifying themselves upfront as derelicts and ne'er do wells so I can totally avoid them. Saves me a lot of trouble.
The A-hole needs to go back and repeat a grade in crime school. What a dipstick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w70RQLtdVeU
He should have just asked for a job. “That’s when the big bucks start rolling in.”
I thinks "McDowell's" has since gone out of business. Lol!
How many prairies are there in New York State?
A blizzard of criminal activity.
Colorado.
Ladies.....the line forms to the left.
[Alleged] Perp has more hair than Levine.
That picture. Uh huh, knew this clown was on something.
Can’t make out his neck tat.
None.
But around Pueblo, Colo there appears to be many.
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