Good one!
thx;)
Shlomo and Sarah had been married 50 years. Shlomo was almost blind, but could hear fine. Sarah could see great, but was almost deaf. So Sarah would do the driving. They had a nice large Cadillac.
One day they had gone to the city and were pulled over by a trooper. Sarah rolled do”Do you know how fast you were going?”
Sarah turned to Shlomo “Vadt? Vadt did he say?” she said.
Shlmo turned to Sarah and yelled: “HE ASKED IF YOU KNEW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING!”
Well, no, no she didn’t. She was just going along with traffic.
“Let me see your license and registration,” commanded the trooper.
Again, Sarah turned to Shlomo “Vadt!? Vadt did he say?”
Shlomo again yelled “HE ASKED FOR YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.”
Sarah got her license and registration and gave it to the trooper.
The trooper looked at the license. “I see you are live in Cherry Hill. The meanest woman I ever dated was from Cherry Hill.”
And again Sarah turned to Shlomo, “Vadt!? Vadt did he say?”
Shlomo replied: “HE SAID HE KNOWS YOUR SISTER!”