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NASA and FEMA Will Simulate an Impending Asteroid Strike Next Week
Gizmodo ^
| 04/26/2019
| Ryan F. Mandelbaum
Posted on 04/26/2019 7:37:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
What in the war of worlds could possibly go wrong?
To: SaveFerris
Nuh uh!
:Sits down and starts to sing along partly muffled by the whipped cream:
Say, got any gingerbread?
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:11:31 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
To: TigersEye
In that case, kiss your neighbor’s ass good-bye.
LOL
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:14:25 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: rktman
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:17:06 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Wait until we find out you shampooed, rinsed, but did NOT repeat.
Our forensic labs can tell everything!
And if you’ve worn white after Labor Day......
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:17:11 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: sparklite2
Mmmmmmmm, considering my neighbors ... I’m gonna have to pass on that.
Bring on the asteroid!
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:17:21 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: BenLurkin
That certainly will make people less panicky about the arrival of Apophis in April 2029... We can rest easier now...
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:18:11 PM PDT
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
To: BenLurkin
This is what passes for wise spending—and we wonder why the nutcases spending our money are insane. 22 trillion in debt, 170 trillion in unfunded liabilities, and now this?? What pure unadulterated crap.
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:19:55 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: SaveFerris
Just how dirty would your hair have to be that one wash would not do?
Maybe if you mistook WD40 for hairspray?
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:22:49 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
To: BenLurkin
They would never tell anyone. It would be held secret so they could retain power. We wouldn’t find out till amateurs observed it.
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:28:52 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Best thing to do is
0) Set Repeat = 0
1) Shampoo
2) Rinse
3) Repeat = Repeat + 1
4) If Repeat > 4 then GoTo 5
Else Goto 1
5) End
Just to be safe.....
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:28:54 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: BenLurkin
SMOD hardest hit!
...I'll let myself out.
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:36:08 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: BenLurkin
After an asteroid strike there won’t be a NASA or FEMA to help the non-existent people.
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:42:05 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)
To: wastedyears
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posted on
04/26/2019 8:53:15 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
04/26/2019 9:19:30 PM PDT
by
castlebrew
(Gun Control means hitting where you're aiming!))
To: castlebrew
That book was terrifying.
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posted on
04/26/2019 9:38:40 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
No survivors.
Why bother?
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posted on
04/26/2019 9:44:00 PM PDT
by
Crazieman
(Civil war is near certain now.)
To: BenLurkin
Who is that weird broad supposed to be?
To: castlebrew
Cool book, unless you are in a low lying area like L.A.
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