"Oive got me a ring-side seat to watch this here fine little bit-o scenery, eh?"
"Oy! Take me to hospital - me heart's a-poundin'!"
Posted on 04/26/2019 8:25:03 AM PDT by bigbob
A woman has glued her breasts to the road outside the Goldman Sachs offices today as activists ramp up disruption on the final day of protests. The eco-protester was spotted by passengers on a bus lying face down with her top up to her neck. Several police officers surrounded the woman and put up screens to stop the public watching her one-woman protest. It was quite possibly the most spectacular stunt yet as climate change activists targeted London’s financial districts to highlight what they call the business world’s ‘role in our collective suicide’. Extinction Rebellion (XR) demonstrators temporarily blockaded the London Stock Exchange by gluing themselves across entrances to the trading hub in the City of London early on Thursday morning.
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Yup. What's the worst that could happen? Well, I suppose some knife-toting Muslim might be offended. Just imagine ending your days like a sacrificial goat, all because you willingly glued your tits to the sidewalk.
Pictures, or it didn’t happen.
“Hang on, ma’am, I’m with the fire brigade.”
“I’m not going anywhere.”
“This’ll take a second. I have to use the Jaws of Life.”
“Ouch. How about just a nibble?”
Did I miss reading it - did it say somewhere she got unglued?
Oh what th'!
The chiasmus is one of my favorite jeux de mots!
LOL! (The best)
Saw the pavement and lift her out with it. Repave and put her in a field somewhere. She will get hungry and thirsty.
That’s going to leave a mark
That’s it....I’m gonna glue my nuts to the ground.
Put me down for the “leave her there” group. Leave the screens up, so as not to disgust passers-by, and put out cones or barriers to keep people from damaging their vehicles by running over her, then just check every week or so until the screens and barriers can be removed.
If it’s eco friendly glue, should be able to lift her right up.
What is the plural of chiasmus?
What’s the plural form of chiasmus? Here’s the word you’re looking for.
Answer
The plural form of chiasmus is chiasmi or chiasmuses.
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I didn’t know what a chiasmus was until now. I had a chiasmuschasm. (That means my brain had an open space for that word, not that I got all excited. I’m quite calm, actually).
And this will prove what? All it proves in my opinion are very sore tits...
The worst protesters I ever seen have always been in London. NY protesters can’t hold a candle to these maniacs.
The smart thing to do would have been to just left her there uncovered and not try to remove her. Eventually she would have crapped all over herself. Then time to run the cameras.
One day this will be invited to speak at the democrat convention.
Here ya go... BOOBIES!!
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