NYC To Ban Hot Dogs and Processed Meats To Improve Climate (barforama)

https://kfiam640.iheart.com/content/2019-04-23-nyc-to-ban-hot-dogs-and-processed-meats-to-improve-cl ^ | Apr 23, 2019 | Deanna Moore

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

It only applies to purchases by the city for school lunches, city run hospitals and jails. Jeez, I’d take hard time upstate over Rikers.

Makes me pray that sea level rise cannot come too soon.

[Don W]

Several years ago I had a Nathan’s Original hot dog from a branded stand in the Slots-a-Fun casino in Las Vegas, and it was utter garbage. It tasted like an off-brand cheapo chicken wiener. Two bites, and it went into the trash.

I felt unwell for days afterward.

I haven’t been able to convince myself to try one since, it was that foul.

[Army Air Corps]

Scene: A Prison in New York City

Prisoner 1: Whaddya in for?
Prisoner 2: I was busted for sellin’ Vienna sausages in an alley.
Prisoner 1: Dey gonna execute ya f’dat.

[Red Badger]

Of course not, silly question................

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Not as silly as some of the replies, here.

[Jim Noble]

What about Nathan’s Famous?

[samtheman]

LOL!

[Red Badger]

I still don’t know if it’s satire or not..................

[MinuteGal]

THE HOT DOG BLUES

(Let's all sing together, uh one, uh two.......)

Dear Mayor DeBlahsio....

Hot diggity, dog ziggity, oh, what you do to me
It's so cruel to me, it's so pee-yew to me
Hot diggity, dog ziggity, all you want is to screw NYC
Ever since you came into our life !

I dislike you with relish, you wienie....(signed) Da Brooklyn Buns !

Leni

[tet68]

our children will pay for our mistakes.

What he wants is for your children to pay for HIS mistakes!

[from occupied ga]

Just again proving my point that new Yorkers are irredeemable morons because they voted for the idiots in charge. Personally I think all New Yorkers should be made to eat kale, turnips, and cabbage every day of the week as well as having meatless Monday - Sunday to set an example for the rest of us.

[tet68]

How can you tell if it’s springtime in NYC ?

The hot dog vendors change their water.

[samtheman]

I think the headline is definitely satire, or exaggeration.

It looks like the part about him cutting out 50% of meat in public facilities might be real.

[jmcenanly]

At this rate, there will not be a single business running in NYC that is not connected in some way with the DeBlasio family by the end of his term. DeLgado seems bent on eliminating any of the things that make New York New York. I am wondering if he wants to extinguish the lights on Broadway to save electricity, or shut off the signs of Times Square.

[Secret Agent Man]

Some places like nyc need it far more than others, but just about everywhere in america needs a revolt against all forms of tyrants like this. we all have them locally and at the state and fed levels.

[samtheman]

“If we don’t act soon on climate change, our children will pay for our mistakes. And if Washington doesn’t hold Big Oil accountable, New York City will.”

For the children, right. Notice how he doesn’t mention that if China and India continue to make no change (other than signing meaningless agreements referencing changes to be begun in 2030) it doesn’t matter what the rest of the world does, certainly not what NYC does.

And as for big oil. Yeah, that’s the reason I drive my car. To support Big Oil. Not because I want to get somewhere.

They are virtuoso liars these demonrats, every single one of them.

[M Kehoe]

Dear New Yorkers:

Climate change ain’t your problem. Someone else is.

Trust me.

5.56mm

[Vision]

This story is so crazy it could have appeared in Mad Magazine 60 years ago.

[foreverfree]

Hatfield Phillies Franks bump

[lurk]

Does that include pepperoni, salami and brats?