Posted on 04/23/2019 12:56:49 PM PDT by simpson96
GAINESVILLE, Fla. - There's one thing you need to know if you're going to partake in criminal activity in Florida: Do not mess with Clarese Gainey.
Upon noticing a man in his boxers attempting to break into her Gainesville home Sunday morning, 65-year-old Gainey didn't wait for police to arrive to lay down the law.
Gainey took a baseball bat and smashed the intruder, 300-pound Antonio Mosely, in the head.
"I took that bat and hit him upside the head like 'pi-yah!' He said 'Ow!'" Gainey told WGFL.
Mosely fled the scene and was later found by K-9 units in a nearby mobile home park. Having changed out of his boxers, Mosely was found with cocaine in his pockets.
Mosely was arrested on counts of burglary and drug possession, but things could have been much worse.
"He better be glad I didn't have a gun," Gainey added. "Because I would have shot him. But this is my gun right here (baseball bat)."
(Excerpt) Read more at local10.com ...
“Teddy f***in’ Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy f***in’ Ballgame! He went yardo on that one, out to f***in’ Lansdowne Street!”
Great video! Thanks for the link.
Sure enough, she was a softball player. You can tell from that stance.
Perp be like “lemme change into muh drug pants”
“Grannie’s got a bat” sung to the tune of “Janie’s got a gun”!
That’s it!
Even better, in the video posted above, she says that ‘he was just in his drawers’. I laughed out loud!
The 2nd amendment is her open and concealed permit.
“I took that bat and hit him upside the head like ‘pi-yah!’ He said ‘Ow!’” Gainey told WGFL.
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Yep. If that don’t say “Florida Woman”; then nothing does.
“Pi-Yah” Ping
Having changed out of his boxers...
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What possible reason would he need to have changed out of his boxers?
Oh. I see.
She knocked the CRAP outta him.
Nice hitting Grannie!
Hey Laz. She look familiar?
You tried hitting on her once, yes? She hit back.
Never send a man to do a woman’s job.
DANG!
“I’m glad she was able to beat him off.”
So to speak!
FOTFLOL!!!!!
“I’m glad she was able to beat him off.”
Obviously, she’s a master-bat-er.
That was probably more 'wood' than that boy has had in a while.
I bet she got a hit on every swing . . . batted 1000 on his behind.
People always make fun of Floridians, but we have a lot of good common sense people.
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