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Presented in Doomcock's very own "Spoiler Vision".

Submitted for your consideration, the possibility (?) that "The Rise of Skywalker" will be worse than "The Last Jedi".

1 posted on 04/18/2019 8:30:22 PM PDT by Widget Jr
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To: Widget Jr

You ever see JJ Abrams try to FINISH a story?

Lost?
8mm?

This will be far worse.


2 posted on 04/18/2019 8:32:09 PM PDT by Skywise
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To: Widget Jr; max americana

ping


3 posted on 04/18/2019 8:32:11 PM PDT by gaijin
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Not so fast...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZd_YyFzPD0


4 posted on 04/18/2019 8:33:05 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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I watched Episode 7 and enjoyed it. Unfortunately, some of the stuff that I read about Episode 8, combined with the Weinstein scandal, compelled me to stay home. In episode 8, one of best secondary characters in 7, fighter jock Po Dameron, inexplicably becomes a total lout, and there is a purple-haired feminist (played by Laura Dern, I think) in a key role. So I will stay home for this one too, I believe.


5 posted on 04/18/2019 8:37:06 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Modern feminism: ALL MEN BAD!!!)
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Spoilers aren’t really a problem when one’s only remaining interest in the franchise is watching the dumpster fire they turned it into flame out.


6 posted on 04/18/2019 8:38:03 PM PDT by thoughtomator (The Clinton Coup attempt was a worse attack on the USA than was 9/11)
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Mark Hamill has been nursing a grudge ever since the first movie’s bar scene, when Obiwan left him alone for a bit and Hamill was slipped a roofie and date raped by Jar Jar Binks.
Of course that scene was cut and replace by a light sabre fight but Hamill is still in a foul mood and always trying to justify his manhood.


8 posted on 04/18/2019 8:41:35 PM PDT by ArtDodger
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“Jar Jar Abrams.” Snork!


10 posted on 04/18/2019 8:44:44 PM PDT by dangus
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I skipped Episode VIII and have no desire to see IX. VII was “OK”, but extremely by-the-numbers. After hearing about all the SJW nonsense going on with VIII, I decided I had better things to do than to give them my money.


12 posted on 04/18/2019 8:46:34 PM PDT by Stravinsky
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5:45 of repeating over and over again about what’s about to be presented.

Still, I have to concur that “The Rise of Skywalker” referring to a RECORDING of Luke would be lame beyond belief.

“This is John Galt Skywalker.”


13 posted on 04/18/2019 8:49:53 PM PDT by dangus
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Does it star Alexandra Occasional Cortex or something?

Or does Donald Trump get impeached in an alternate universe?

16 posted on 04/18/2019 8:58:10 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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Jar Jar Abrams hates Star Wars fans even more than Star Trek fans. I won’t be watching any more of his movies, or any more Star Wars.


18 posted on 04/18/2019 9:09:36 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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Oh, man, I got a Mr. Dinosaur! It’s like a Mr. Potato Head but with a T Rex! I pretend he’s real!


19 posted on 04/18/2019 9:10:53 PM PDT by coaster123 (Men: Standard American handshake. Women: Curtsy.)
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21 posted on 04/18/2019 9:12:18 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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I pretend they only made two movies.


22 posted on 04/18/2019 9:12:59 PM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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Click bait.


23 posted on 04/18/2019 9:14:25 PM PDT by marajade (Skywalker)
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The Last Jedi was the last Star Wars movie I will probably ever see. It was horrible. My two sons have been Star Wars fans since the first movie was released in 1977, but even they said The Last Jedi was a lame film. I didn’t see Solo, and don’t plan on seeing the next one either...even when it becomes available on DVD from Netflix.


27 posted on 04/18/2019 9:17:23 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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Its too late. Disney already ruined the franchise they paid billions for with their insistence on injecting their woke politics into it.


55 posted on 04/18/2019 10:27:30 PM PDT by FLT-bird
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Star Wars is feminist dreck. Bad guys are all men and led by men. Crazy people are all men. The ones who have it together, are tough, and are the “good gals” are all led by women. The hero is a woman.
Crap. Pure crap.


69 posted on 04/18/2019 10:59:51 PM PDT by vpintheak (Stop making stupid people famous!)
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I'll wait for the Robot Chicken version.

Robot Chicken is the best thing that ever happened to Star Wars.

76 posted on 04/18/2019 11:12:45 PM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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I watched the video. Heartbreaking. I was so geeked up Palpatine is back and he is only in the movie as basically a dark side Tony Robbins. #### that! Looks like the plot was stolen from the Serenity movie.


89 posted on 04/19/2019 4:41:15 AM PDT by C19fan
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