Posted on 04/18/2019 8:30:22 PM PDT by Widget Jr
Star Wars Episode 9, The Rise of Skywalker, debuts in theaters this Christmas, but recent alleged leaks regarding the plot have appeared on the Internet, and I have been provided with information that, if true, leads me to believe this film could be the worst Star Wars movie of all time.
That’s a tall order after The Last Jedi, but let me tell you, if this information is true, “The Rise of Skywalker” is the lamest possible “rise” ever conceived, even worse than we imagined, a laughable bit of cinematic clickbait full of implication, signifying nothing.
Now, I can’t say what I’m going to discuss in this video is actually true, and some of this has been discussed on Reddit and Twitter already, but I wanted to present my take on all this, so I’m going to present the information to you as is, in “SpoilerVision”, with the spoiler section highlighted in bright red.
I know many of your avoid spoilers understandably, but it is my opinion you should NOT fear these spoilers, and I make the case in the first part of this video as to why to want to hear these potential spoilers ahead of time, to protect yourself from pending disappointment, and to have a good laugh.
Submitted for your consideration, the possibility (?) that "The Rise of Skywalker" will be worse than "The Last Jedi".
You ever see JJ Abrams try to FINISH a story?
Lost?
8mm?
This will be far worse.
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I watched Episode 7 and enjoyed it. Unfortunately, some of the stuff that I read about Episode 8, combined with the Weinstein scandal, compelled me to stay home. In episode 8, one of best secondary characters in 7, fighter jock Po Dameron, inexplicably becomes a total lout, and there is a purple-haired feminist (played by Laura Dern, I think) in a key role. So I will stay home for this one too, I believe.
Spoilers aren’t really a problem when one’s only remaining interest in the franchise is watching the dumpster fire they turned it into flame out.
Lone Star: "What's that make us?"
Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!"
Yep. Close enough.
Mark Hamill has been nursing a grudge ever since the first movie’s bar scene, when Obiwan left him alone for a bit and Hamill was slipped a roofie and date raped by Jar Jar Binks.
Of course that scene was cut and replace by a light sabre fight but Hamill is still in a foul mood and always trying to justify his manhood.
replace = replaced
“Jar Jar Abrams.” Snork!
JJ Abrams did good with Star Trek. I enjoyed the movies very much.
The producer who was heading the whole franchise destroyed it with feminism. I read somewhere that, after the second movie, the franchise lose about 95% of its value, from $4 billon dollars to just over $300 million.
I skipped Episode VIII and have no desire to see IX. VII was “OK”, but extremely by-the-numbers. After hearing about all the SJW nonsense going on with VIII, I decided I had better things to do than to give them my money.
5:45 of repeating over and over again about what’s about to be presented.
Still, I have to concur that “The Rise of Skywalker” referring to a RECORDING of Luke would be lame beyond belief.
“This is John Galt Skywalker.”
You did good. The Last Jedi was so bad it made The Phantom Menace look good in comparison. I’m now in your position in regards to the next one. I’ve hit the unsubscribe button.
7 was almost a carbon copy of 4. It was closer to a remake than another movie.
Or does Donald Trump get impeached in an alternate universe?
Nope. Abrams raped Trek.
Jar Jar Abrams hates Star Wars fans even more than Star Trek fans. I won’t be watching any more of his movies, or any more Star Wars.
Oh, man, I got a Mr. Dinosaur! It’s like a Mr. Potato Head but with a T Rex! I pretend he’s real!
Fringe.
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