"yes, I was dropped on my head as a child."
1 posted on
04/18/2019 4:57:43 PM PDT by
SMGFan
To: SMGFan
And these two are relevant because...
2 posted on
04/18/2019 4:59:23 PM PDT by
OrangeHoof
(Trump is Making the Media Grate Again)
To: SMGFan
When our toddler was first learning to walk, she once tripped and fell. Her nose hit the corner of a elaborately carved chest of drawers.
Of course she was crying and her nose was broken. We took her to the Dr. He actually was able to straighten her nose with his fingers.
Of course he asked us how it happened. He seemed satisfied but boy you wonder if they will think you hit her.
3 posted on
04/18/2019 5:03:41 PM PDT by
yarddog
To: SMGFan
Have never heard of these rocket scientists before...but I'm guessing they are not MAGA people
4 posted on
04/18/2019 5:04:29 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: SMGFan
How do you “drop” a five year old? A five year old is a walker... hmmm
5 posted on
04/18/2019 5:04:34 PM PDT by
missnry
(The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals crazy!)
To: SMGFan
Yes I was raised by Hollyweird parents as a child
6 posted on
04/18/2019 5:06:24 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
To: SMGFan
Am I supposed to know who these people are?
To: SMGFan
Imagine being a man left alone with a baby. The baby shows up with a skull fracture. You explain “my bad, I dropped it on it’s head”. Then you start making jokes about it.
You’d be arrested on the spot.
13 posted on
04/18/2019 5:22:19 PM PDT by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: SMGFan
She was distracted by being peed on by Jason while Chelsea Handler watched...
17 posted on
04/18/2019 5:44:45 PM PDT by
jjotto
(Next week, BOOM!, for sure!)
To: SMGFan
Jason Biggs is an unhinged leftist with anger issues. I could see this being a case of her covering up for something that nut job did.
20 posted on
04/18/2019 5:52:10 PM PDT by
pepsi_junkie
(Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
To: SMGFan
At 5 years old, he probably is 40-48 inches tall and weighs somewhere around 40 to 60+/- lbs.
It would be difficult to pick up, let alone drop them, on their skull, if they were that big.
OTOH, maybe it was because of the kid being that big that caused her to drop him on his head.
Something is missing. Like some details.
26 posted on
04/18/2019 6:25:44 PM PDT by
HotHunt
(Been there. Done that.)
To: SMGFan
About what you might expect from the guy who starred in that classic Americana -
American Pie movie series - caution - pie porn might be offensive to anyone with even a rudimentary sense of good taste......
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