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To: Teotwawki

In 1981, I was in a phone booth talking to my beau when a perv pulled up in car.

He got out and started waving Willy all around.

I braced my feet against the door to keep it closed, then smiled and pointed downward.

He came a few steps closer, still swinging that thang when, suddenly, at my whispered command, the Doberman who was curled up at my feet, out of sight below the opaque glass booth bottom panel, lunged upward, raging, and hit the door so hard he nearly went through it.

I still can see that bizarre tableau...so much “motion” and the sudden stop, as if a switch had been thrown.

You would be stunned by how fast a guy can go from full salute to utterly flaccid when faced with 100 pounds of angry teeth.

There was a court case.

He lost.

The courtroom denizens thought this was the funniest thing they’d ever heard.


16 posted on 04/18/2019 11:31:11 AM PDT by Salamander (Death makes angels of us all, and give us wings where we once had shoulders, smooth as ravens' claws)
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To: Salamander

LOLOLOL.
I too, was once trapped in a phone booth, in East St. Louis, while leering night creatures rocked the booth & I struggled to keep the door closed.
Ar dawn the vampires finally slunk back into the shadows.
Wish I’d had a Doberman.


20 posted on 04/18/2019 11:41:25 AM PDT by mumblypeg (I've seen the future, brother. It is murder. --L. Cohen)
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To: Salamander

LOL
Not all cocks are chicken.

22 posted on 04/18/2019 11:50:43 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: Salamander
He got out and started waving Willy all around.


32 posted on 04/18/2019 1:03:41 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (A working definition of the new "Elite" would be; "Those who matter to those who think they matter.")
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To: Salamander

Is that what they call “downward dog”?


40 posted on 04/18/2019 1:37:04 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: Salamander
"You would be stunned by how fast a guy can go from full salute to utterly flaccid when faced with 100 pounds of angry teeth."

they say women are complicated but if anyone can come up with a reason why men do this kind of thing, I'd love to know.....

and congrats for not letting that creep get away with it.....

49 posted on 04/18/2019 5:00:31 PM PDT by cherry
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To: Salamander
LOL as soon as I saw the word "Doberman" in that comment I figured it was you posting 😁
65 posted on 04/19/2019 5:15:11 AM PDT by SirLurkedalot (10/10/51-7/7/16 RIP Dad, I'll be missing you until I cross over to Eternity)
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