Much better than reading about birds and bees.
1 posted on
04/16/2019 9:34:08 AM PDT by
C19fan
To: C19fan
K can till you one thing for sure. People do not like being told that gators can climb chain link fences.
2 posted on
04/16/2019 9:37:20 AM PDT by
lastchance
(Credo.)
To: C19fan
Sounds like a good internet name...Hungry Horny Alligator.
Or some twisted Sesame Street character.
4 posted on
04/16/2019 9:40:30 AM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: C19fan
Being invaded by alligators is a much more desirable problem than being invaded by illegal aliens and Muslims....
To: C19fan
Didn’t realize the Democrats were having a convention down there, but I guess so.
9 posted on
04/16/2019 9:44:27 AM PDT by
BobL
(I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
To: C19fan
I do not want to be attacked by a horny alligator. After molesting you, they eat you. Not the way i want to go out.
11 posted on
04/16/2019 9:49:46 AM PDT by
BipolarBob
(AOC is the Democrat prophecy come true : "A bartender will lead them".)
To: C19fan
I know of a few horny Cougars that have also invaded Florida.
15 posted on
04/16/2019 10:11:23 AM PDT by
Huskrrrr
To: C19fan
Sounds like spring break in Gainsville
16 posted on
04/16/2019 10:17:53 AM PDT by
Cooter
(Radicals always try to force crises because in a crisis, everyone must choose sides. - J. Goldberg)
To: NautiNurse
19 posted on
04/16/2019 10:39:50 AM PDT by
nutmeg
(democRATs: The party of Infanticide, Open Borders, Crime, High Taxes and "Free" Sh*t)
To: C19fan
We have two in our subdivision now - a little four-footer and one BIG 12 footer. They travel in the culverts between all the retention ponds, making them difficult to catch.
Last weekend a couple of Sandhill cranes mysteriously lost their two babies from their nest by the edge of our pond. It was heartbreaking to hear them trumpeting all night, searching in vain for their lost kids.
23 posted on
04/16/2019 11:04:02 AM PDT by
mkleesma
(`Call to me, and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.')
To: C19fan
I wouldn’t want to be in the water with giant anacondas either.
To: C19fan
Yeah, I can’t back out of my driveway
without running over alligators. Luckily,
having eaten the neighbor’s large dogs,
the gators aren’t hungry enough to go after me.
27 posted on
04/16/2019 11:54:43 PM PDT by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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