Florida's streets, homes and swimming pools are invaded by hungry and horny alligators [tr]

UK Daily Mail ^ | April 16, 2019 | Matthew Wright

[C19fan]

Florida residents may be no stranger to the odd alligator sighting, but as mating season ramps up, the hungry and horny reptiles are turning up in the strangest of places.

Videos and photos from across the state have shown gators being found in swimming pools, on the streets and even in a chicken wing joint's parking lot.

On Friday, Fort Myers police shared a picture of an eight feet alligator that startled a local family when they discovered that it had torn through their back porch screen at 2am.

[C19fan]

Much better than reading about birds and bees.

[lastchance]

K can till you one thing for sure. People do not like being told that gators can climb chain link fences.

[dfwgator]

Go Gators!

[tet68]

Sounds like a good internet name...Hungry Horny Alligator.
Or some twisted Sesame Street character.

[dsrtsage]

Butigieg is already negotiating to buy property. Brown chicken brown cow

[ObozoMustGo2012]

Being invaded by alligators is a much more desirable problem than being invaded by illegal aliens and Muslims....

[lastchance]

Yep. My hubs was graduated from UF in ‘78 or ‘79 ( I honestly forget which). While there he worked for the tech services and helped set up for all the concerts and Gator Growl.

[JayAr36]

And reptiles too.

[BobL]

Didn’t realize the Democrats were having a convention down there, but I guess so.

[Buckeye McFrog]

It’s an adult party game that’s similar to Hungry Hungry Hippos.

[BipolarBob]

I do not want to be attacked by a horny alligator. After molesting you, they eat you. Not the way i want to go out.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Tonight's feature on Monster Chiller Horror Theater is The Hungry Horny Alligators That Invaded Boca Raton starring Bob Cummings, Dick Shawn, Yvonne Craig, Dawn Wells and Eddie "Rochester" Anderson.

[libstripper]

“Being invaded by alligators is a much more desirable problem than being invaded by illegal aliens and Muslims....”

I sympathize with you. Indeed, one of the big problems I have where in live is there aren’t enough Rat Snakes. The largest I ever encountered on my property was only 52” long. I’d really like more like it. OTOH, illegals and Muzzies . . . Of course, the Rat Snakes eat vermin while the illegals and Muzzies are vermin.

[Vigilanteman]

Because it is legal to shoot gators and they taste kind of like chicken when grilled on the Barbie?

[Huskrrrr]

I know of a few horny Cougars that have also invaded Florida.

[Cooter]

Sounds like spring break in Gainsville

[Waverunner]

In the 60's and ear;y 70's, you could swim in the freshwater rivers and ponds above Okeechobee.
Not now, I used to snorkel in the Myakka looking for fossils in the early 70's.
Today it looks like this

[Lurker]

“Sounds like a good internet name...Hungry Horny Alligator.”

Some band should use that as an album title.

L

[nutmeg]

ping! :-D

[LeonardFMason]

Time to “CHOOT EM”!