[glorgau]

I find that if one just bobs their head back and forth while mumbling “Alahu Akbar, death to infidels”, slowly getting louder, helps the process immensely.

[Bonemaker]

“Make Getting Through TSA Easy on Yourself”

I solved that...quit flying years ago. FTS.

[BigKahuna]

“I find that if one just bobs their head back and forth while mumbling “Alahu Akbar, death to infidels”, slowly getting louder, helps the process immensely.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One time, I told a joke to them. I said “Hey, we gotta get the airport cops over to that gate (I pointed at a gate near the checkpoint).”

TSA people: “Why?”

Me: “There’s a little old lady over there knitting an Afghan!”

For some reason, they didn’t think it was very funny. ;-)

[minnesota_bound]

This guy would get passed thru. However anyone else will get a cavity search.