“I find that if one just bobs their head back and forth while mumbling “Alahu Akbar, death to infidels”, slowly getting louder, helps the process immensely.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One time, I told a joke to them. I said “Hey, we gotta get the airport cops over to that gate (I pointed at a gate near the checkpoint).”
TSA people: “Why?”
Me: “There’s a little old lady over there knitting an Afghan!”
For some reason, they didn’t think it was very funny. ;-)
You obviously didn’t see the sign that said,
“ALL JOKES WILL BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!”
;^)
Did you tell TSA the little old lady was knitting an Afghan while sitting on an Ottoman?
(Nah, they wouldn’t get that one)