A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. “What happened to you?” asked the doctor. “Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow’s ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that’s when I made my mistake.” The doctor looked puzzled and asked, “What mistake was that?”
“I said ‘Hey this looks like yours hun!’”
The usual foursome is playing one Saturday and as Dave was lining up his putt he saw a funeral procession drive by. He took off his hat and watched it go by in silence.
His buddies said that was a nice gesture.
He answered, Well I was married to her for 35 years.
LOL