Just a baby.
Put on a pair of work gloves and set the critter outside. What's easier than that?
Ha! I have neighbors ( senior citizens to their credit, but still...). A large goose got into their home and was chasing the husband around the dining room table as it hissed at him.
His wife called the cops to get it removed.
Yell out the door to your Creole neighbor “Free meat. Come on in and catch it”.
what did that guy eat?
At least he wasn’t standing on a chair screaming because he saw a mouse in the kitchen.
Released into the wild?
FFWCC might not be too happy about that, seeing as green iguanas are an invasive species in FL. Just like cane toads and burmese pythons.
The fire department did that for free? I called animal control once to report a bat in my house and they told me it would cost me $150.00.
I took the bat out myself.
I don’t think they are native.
Kill it and feed it to your dogs and cats.
“The man reportedly called Florida Fish and Wildlife first, but was told the agency doesn’t respond to those type of calls.”
LOL! Quick thinking on their part.
I'd burn the place down......
Iguana go home,
Iguana go home.
Oh, lord, Iguana go home,
What a wimp.
He really needs to change his diet.
That’s only an emergency depending on how bad you have to go.
Format?
Hell no, I’m not a big lizard fan, I’d put 10 mags through my m-14 at it to make sure.
This reminds me of the long ago Clarence Thomas hearings when Anita Hill alleged he bragged about the size of his manhood. At the same time the US Territory of Guam was plagued by an infestation of Brown Tree Snakes that could grow up to maybe ten feet. I was struck by a horrible thought: imagine if he visited Guam, awoke at about 2:00 a.m. to answer the call of nature, noticed something odd happening in the commode, looked down, saw one emerging, and said to himself, “OMG!! I knew I had a good one, but THAT GREAT!!”
“What’s easier?”
Letting it clamp down on your bare hand then walking it outside.
Real Florida Man would have known what to do. I reject this imposter!