Florida Man Calls 911 after Finding Iguana in Toilet

spectrum ^ | Mar. 15, 2019 | Ashley Carter

[bgill]

The war against toxic testosterone has been won.

Put on a pair of work gloves and set the critter outside. What's easier than that?

[MNDude]

Ha! I have neighbors ( senior citizens to their credit, but still...). A large goose got into their home and was chasing the husband around the dining room table as it hissed at him.

His wife called the cops to get it removed.

[PAR35]

Yell out the door to your Creole neighbor “Free meat. Come on in and catch it”.

[JohnBrowdie]

what did that guy eat?

[Catmom]

At least he wasn’t standing on a chair screaming because he saw a mouse in the kitchen.

[Kriggerel]

Released into the wild?

FFWCC might not be too happy about that, seeing as green iguanas are an invasive species in FL. Just like cane toads and burmese pythons.

[Catmom]

He wasn’t able to show that turd who’s boss.

[dp0622]

LOL

Being a city boy I don’t know what I’d do.

I guess I’d check online to see if they were poisonous and if they were, put on 2 pairs of thick rubber gloves and toss it outside.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

The fire department did that for free? I called animal control once to report a bat in my house and they told me it would cost me $150.00.

I took the bat out myself.

[Kriggerel]

If it was a green iguana, I’d do what FFWCC recommends: Put it in a trash bag, and then shove it into the freezer, and then once it’s solid, bury it in the backyard.

Invasive species, after all.

[ConservativeMind]

I don’t think they are native.

Kill it and feed it to your dogs and cats.

[dp0622]

Wow.

[jigsaw]

“The man reportedly called Florida Fish and Wildlife first, but was told the agency doesn’t respond to those type of calls.”

LOL! Quick thinking on their part.

[piasa]

Given that they are vegetarian, they are pretty benign as invasives go.

Now those monitor lizards are another matter....

[Hot Tabasco]

Read the accompanying video at the site about a service dog that had it's tail broken by its groomer on purpose because it wouldn't stay still.......

I'd burn the place down......

[Kriggerel]

Actually, freezing a reptile is one of the most humane ways you can euthanise it. A couple of minutes, they’re cold enough they just pass out.

[sparklite2]

Iguana go home,
Iguana go home.
Oh, lord, Iguana go home,

[Fungi]

What a wimp.

[Okeydoker]

This is the q thread, right?

[boycott]

He really needs to change his diet.