The UK’s tabs don’t run Page 3 girls anymore. They gotta get their T&A somehow.
In before the half naked girl pics....
Gotta use up that college loan money.
And to think of all that money I wasted as a young man, when this is all it takes...................
30 years ago we used to go down there every year, rent a condo, drink beer and hang out on the beach for a couple weeks. It was nothing like this at all.
After a while you’d get tired of eating Whataburger or Shrimp for dinner, and Pop Tarts for breakfast but so be it. But when you’re young and poor anything beats home.
A few muzzies on the beach would have that silliness cleaned up in no time.
Remember when college kids always looked fit and trim? Now...not so much, mostly fat entitled slobs.
To be fair, Spring Break gives a lot of low end tabloid-worthy stories.
Looks as if Mohave Co sheriffs funds are going to get to be replenished.
Lake Havasu will be busy.
Nothing conveys sophistication like puking in the surf.
Socialists of tomorrow.
I know an attorney who makes 80% of his annual income in just one week.
He handles Public Intoxication arrests on the beach at Spring Break.
Throw $5,000 at him and he makes your arrest go away.
They lost me at “sleepy island community”. Calling every southern town “sleepy” is just lazy journalism and the term is a worn out cliche. Maybe I should go all out and be offended by it in the Daily Mail comments.