Exasperated Olive Garden Waitress Asks Bernie Sanders If He's Gonna Free Breadsticks (Sat)

Babylon Bee ^ | 3/12/2019

[laplata]

Lol Bob Hope knew.

[P-Marlowe]

sources confirmed Monday. evening.

The Bee is more reliable than the WP or CNN. We don’t require a “satire” label on their stories.

[dirtymac]

I thought they meant that he did this on Saturday (Sat)

but it is very believable

[Gamecock]

Sat because I ran out of space on the title box.

[Gamecock]

You are aware there is a space limitation? I already had to cut the title by several words. Any thing else would have been unreadable.

[Gamecock]

To my 25

[SubMareener]

THE PROBLEM IS: YOU CAN'T TELL, ANY MORE!

[reg45]

He should watch “Moscow on the Hudson”.

[cnsmom]

Soon the Olive Garden will print new menus charging for breadsticks and calling them sandersticks.

[9YearLurker]

Yes, I am and it is a long title.

But I think it should have been truncated so it could still be labeled as satire.

[DUMBGRUNT]

If you believe everything you read, you are better off not reading.

I saw it on a tee shirt.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Their soup, salad and breadsticks are an awesome deal. The food is just delicious, especially the lasagna. I don’t care that they’re a chain restaurant and rumors are that the food is already prepackaged and they just heat it up.

[SunkenCiv]

Satire, still, it could happen. Thanks Gamecock.

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[elcid1970]

“Truth is always stranger than fiction.”

[Berosus]

I thought the “(SAT)” meant this was a Saturday Night Live sketch.

[9YearLurker]

That was as good a guess as any!

(And probably a disappointment when you actually clicked through. I think that’s most of the problem, so much of the satire posted here just isn’t worth the moments to read it.)

[Berosus]

Well it shows how good the writers are at the Babylon Bee when you have trouble telling satire from real life.

[9YearLurker]

No, if it’s not a satisfying read, it’s not good satire.