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Exasperated Olive Garden Waitress Asks Bernie Sanders If He's Gonna Free Breadsticks (Sat)
Babylon Bee ^
| 3/12/2019
Posted on 03/13/2019 5:37:41 PM PDT by Gamecock
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:37:41 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
HA!
Commies expect everything for free, don’t ya know
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:41:04 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Gamecock
SATIRE, people
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:41:38 PM PDT
by
Don W
(When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
To: Don W
There is no more satire. Nothing we can make up tops the reality of the democRats
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:46:01 PM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
To: Don W
Satire???
Sounds like real life to me.
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:53:19 PM PDT
by
certrtwngnut
(4- Do something,,,,even if it's wrong.)
To: FatherofFive
There is no more satire. Nothing we can make up tops the reality of the democRats”
That’s the truth. I quit saying “That can’t be true” or “That’s insane” a long time ago.
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:55:30 PM PDT
by
laplata
(The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: Don W
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:56:36 PM PDT
by
coaster123
(Bring back the curtsy. - If one is alive one is privileged.)
To: Gamecock
Satire IMO should be spelled out in the title, not abbreviated.
To: Gamecock
I was there. He was taking food off everyone’s plates, and dividing it up “equally.” Of course, he kept most for himself.
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posted on
03/13/2019 5:59:58 PM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. Obama free since 1/20/17. PTL ~ Þ)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
03/13/2019 6:00:59 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Gamecock
The Babylon Bee is satire.
If this were my website, I would REQUIRE that SATIRE be posted in the headline of all satire. Otherwise, what you are about to witness will happen: all kinds of Freepers who only read headlines (Cough cough) will comment as if it is real, and the lefties have ammunition to say “LOOK! Those people at Free Republic are soooo stupid!”. I wish you idiots posting this stuff without putting “satire” in the headline would knock it off.
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posted on
03/13/2019 6:01:04 PM PDT
by
Nik Naym
(It's not my fault... I have compulsive smart-ass disorder.)
To: laplata
To: 9YearLurker
Or people could read the article and use their own good brains. Or are people are so dumb they need humor warning labels?
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posted on
03/13/2019 6:03:53 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: Gamecock
Just like people who go into diners and fill their pockets with sugar, creamer, napkins etc.
When challenged they look astonished: "It says Free!!!"
Not satire. It happens.
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posted on
03/13/2019 6:15:02 PM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: certrtwngnut
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posted on
03/13/2019 6:20:15 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(You're bringing The Monk down, man!)
To: bigbob
There are other satire articles posted and people rightly get annoyed when they get lured into them with misleading/bogus titles. So the convention here is to clearly label it as satire in the headline. Pretty basic and reasonable.
To: Gamecock
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posted on
03/13/2019 6:23:05 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: Gamecock
The Bee is on fire these days. Way funnier than anything on TV.
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posted on
03/13/2019 6:24:49 PM PDT
by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
To: Gamecock
“Sanders reportedly attempted to escape out the bathroom window to avoid paying for anything, but his tufts of hair got caught on the window sill.”
Thanks, I needed a good belly laugh!
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posted on
03/13/2019 6:26:58 PM PDT
by
DocRock
(And now is the time to fight! Peter Muhlenberg)
To: faithhopecharity
Like most liberals, he’s a cheap bastard.
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posted on
03/13/2019 6:27:09 PM PDT
by
Eric in the Ozarks
(Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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