Posted on 03/06/2019 10:36:16 AM PST by samtheman
Lamar Mayor Darnell Byrd McPherson believed she was the victim of a hate crime after discovering a yellow, sticky substance on the hood of her car
Police investigated after McPherson filed a report, as material was also found on her husband's car in the South Carolina town
Cops later launched a probe and found that the substance was 'pollen'
Before the probe McPherson said she was grateful the alleged culprits 'didn't take our lives' and hoped 'they would be identified and prosecuted'
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
EXPRESS ANGER!
Yes, Make America Green Again
She even gave them a suspect.
Said it was a cracker named Steve Miller, and that when they were in college, he told her “I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree”.
And now, 45 years later, this happens? This is no coincidence!
Seriously though, she did give them a suspect, and I think that person has a right to know she is looking to falsely accuse them of a hate crime.
So. F***ing. Stupid.
I guess if there were enough of these droppings on Guam, the island would capsize. Or, since they are sticky, that is what keeps the flag flying on Mars.
Good God. A more stupid bunch I’ve never seen. But, they are Democrats, after all.
Those dam_ Ents are at it again!
Her IQ test came back negative.
Did the trees have MAGA hats?
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Make Aspens Great Again!
When it comes to comparative I.Q.’s, the plant life’s looking good.
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Which reminds me. Has Kamala commented on this yet?
What a wonderful and intelligent government leader they have in SC.
They want it to be a hate crime so they can garner loads of attention and sympathy, preferably on the national news. It gives them even more status in their “community”.
were the trees wearing MAGA hats?
Good thing she doesn’t live in Borden, PA - their cars are covered in powdered coffee creamer, hardens rock hard when it rains. Gramps used it to fill nail holes in the wall.
You sure this wasn’t from the Babylon Bee? It certainly is ludicrous enough...
Bush’s fault!
The culprits (100% guarantee you it was pollen from the trees they parked near or under) left no words or symbols drawn on the cars so that was a "message"?
How in the world did this lady get elected? She be like common sense stupid.
Just one of many identity politics "victims" from the democRAT party who are taught that they should be offended by anything and everything everyday they get up.
My goodness. A hate crime from some tree pollen and she is thankful "they" didn't try to kill her or her husband. Even Forrest Gump wasn't this stupid.
Cue music: Twilight Zone Theme Song
Burn those racist trees down
AWe get that every year.
Some people just gotta be victims.
Comments at the end of the article are worth reading. Not many but they give her no mercy either.
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