Indiana man with unlicensed gun accidentally shoots self in genitals, police say

fox ^ | 03/04/2019 | Bradford Betz

[chief lee runamok]

An Indiana man was hospitalized last week after accidentally shooting himself in the penis with an unlicensed handgun, police said in a press release.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Did we just see instant karma happen to a pervert?

DANG!

[Vinnie]

Don’t go off half-cocked!

[Nailbiter]

shot in the junk ping

[ImNotLying]

Come on Fox news, get the headline right. A gun does not have to be licensed in Indiana but a person has to be licensed to carry a concealed weapon.

[ScottinVA]

“The tip is over there on the table, waitress.”

[FreedomPoster]

What does “unlicensed handgun” mean in Indiana? Do they have full registration?

[FreedomPoster]

Right?

[jonrick46]

Mark Anthony Jones, a Marion native, has two felony convictions for narcotics dealing. He must have got the gun before the convictions.

No amount of gun regulations would have prevented his gun accident. Jones will smile no longer because of his poor safety precautions--not his gun possession.

[Haiku Guy]

Oh, God.... This hurts so bad!!! But the worst thing is that I did not have a permit!!! That makes it hurt even more!

[Haiku Guy]

“Excuse me, ma’am, which office do I go to go get a license to shoot myself in my junk?”

“That would be Room 1024, sir. Down the hall on the right.”

[ontap]

That’s gona leave a scar!!!

[albie]

Were his genitals licensed?

[I-ambush]

I am a urologist and could tell some stories if not for the HIPAA act. Suffice to say I have seen several of these cases, and the interesting thing is you can tell whether the guy is right or left handed based on which testicle they hit,

[NonValueAdded]

Dude, next time use a licensed gun.

[Vaquero]

He broke Cooper’s Rules

Jeff Cooper’s Rules of Gun Safety

RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY

RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET

[dp0622]

lol

[House Atreides]

Another rule for your list: USE A HOLSTER WHEN YOU CARRY

[shelterguy]

I’ll bet you he doesn’t have the balls to try that again.

[DJ Frisat]

Hmmmm... guess the next step would be to run for Congress as a Republican. He’s already begun the neutering process. Who knows, someday he might become the Chief Justice of the SCOTUS!

[IamConservative]

Sounds like he may have self-Darwin’ed.

Could we have a living winner?