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Let Jussie Host the Oscars
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Posted on 02/23/2019 9:10:53 AM PST by red-dawg

I just started a Change.org petition to have Jussie Smollett host the Oscars and I need signatures. I'm open to suggestions to edit the petition to increase the humor quotient. Ideas?


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1 posted on 02/23/2019 9:10:53 AM PST by red-dawg
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To: red-dawg

Why not instead hire him as a “news” anchor on one of the liberal fake news networks?


2 posted on 02/23/2019 9:13:34 AM PST by ETL (Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
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To: red-dawg

Great idea!


3 posted on 02/23/2019 9:15:09 AM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: ETL

He can do that after this gig.


4 posted on 02/23/2019 9:15:59 AM PST by red-dawg (Climate change caused the end of the Ice Age. Did man play a part in it?)
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To: red-dawg

Where is the pic of the “let Britney go”


5 posted on 02/23/2019 9:17:42 AM PST by redshawk (0pansy is a Liar and Hates.........he just hates!)
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To: red-dawg

great


6 posted on 02/23/2019 9:17:58 AM PST by Mount Athos (A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
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To: red-dawg

Now that would be Over The Top,
even for Hollywood. They would receive international attention, and be able to increase their Advertising Rates.


7 posted on 02/23/2019 9:18:22 AM PST by lee martell
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To: redshawk

I was thinking of putting a picture of Clorox in it.


8 posted on 02/23/2019 9:19:14 AM PST by red-dawg (Climate change caused the end of the Ice Age. Did man play a part in it?)
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To: red-dawg

If Juicy does host, I hope Subway uses the opportunity to introduce their newest sandwich.

The Battle Sub - 100% baloney - Cause when two guys come at you with a rope, you need all the help you can get!!


9 posted on 02/23/2019 9:21:41 AM PST by KosmicKitty (Opportunities multiply as they are seized.)
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To: red-dawg

Racist. Lol


10 posted on 02/23/2019 9:24:10 AM PST by redshawk (0pansy is a Liar and Hates.........he just hates!)
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To: red-dawg
Jussie would still have trouble topping Mr. Niven as host:
11 posted on 02/23/2019 9:27:22 AM PST by OttawaFreeper ("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966)
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The awards are going to be a bash fest against the president, Christians, gun owners, you know who. I won’t be watching regardless. I am too old and curmudgeonly to tolerate those arrogant pukes any longer.


12 posted on 02/23/2019 9:30:05 AM PST by Spok
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To: red-dawg

Crazy Days and Nights had a blind item that hinted Kathy Griffin was asked to host the Oscars.


13 posted on 02/23/2019 9:41:59 AM PST by EdnaMode
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Smollet won’t host the Oscars but will be lionized for bringing attention to all the unreported MAGA hate crimes being committed all over the country. These Hollyweird pukes still love him.


14 posted on 02/23/2019 9:53:43 AM PST by hardspunned
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To: red-dawg

Millie and Vanillie can give him the “Achievement of a Lifetime” trophy


15 posted on 02/23/2019 10:02:30 AM PST by Delta 21 (You can fool others. You can fool yourself. Reality does not accept your bull$h!t. I am reality.)
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Millie and Vanillie can give him the “Achievement of a Lifetime” trophy

Well, one of them can.

16 posted on 02/23/2019 10:07:16 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: ETL

He can hang out with Don Lemon. They got LOTS in common.


17 posted on 02/23/2019 10:52:03 AM PST by elcid1970 (My gun safe is saying, "Room for one more, honey!")
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To: OttawaFreeper

Ahhh that takes me back. Lol


18 posted on 02/23/2019 11:00:13 AM PST by jimjohn (2nd American Civil War: ongoing since January 20, 2017.)
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To: red-dawg

Have him wearing a pair of Nike blowup and out shoes, that can fall apart during a dull moment.

https://www.cnbc.com/video/2019/02/21/duke-basketball-superstar-zion-williamson-injured-when-nike-shoe-blows-apart.html


19 posted on 02/23/2019 11:57:19 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Stop Medieval Diseases With A Medieval Wall: Illegal migration is leading to a wave of outbreaks!!!!)
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Smollett can entertain at the Oscars..........sing his rendition of the 50’s hit:

“I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter.”


20 posted on 02/23/2019 1:11:16 PM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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