Posted on 02/21/2019 12:31:11 PM PST by bgill
Georgetown police have arrested a man accused of stuffing a taco piñata in Walmart with stolen items, according to an arrest warrant... The couple had not paid for the piñata. A loss prevention associate reportedly found six packs of football cards, basketball cards, baseball cards and a grey T-shirt — all not paid for. The woman had items they had paid for, however. Upon talking to the couple, the associate says she noticed Irving wearing a black jacket he had not been wearing when he entered the store. According to the warrant, he took off the jacket and admitted it was also stolen. A cup of popcorn shrimp was also found in the couple's basket that had not been paid for. According to the Georgetown Police Department, Irving claimed he'd forgotten about the items placed in the piñata and then remembered when they were leaving but decided not to pay for them anyway.
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He's going to be the laughing stock of the cell block.
In other news, man stuffs important documents in his socks.
Freepers never forget lol
How many ‘white men’ commit crimes too will be running in the next few days?
Um, wouldn’t that be: “Cultural RE-appropriation”....?
Sloppiness ?
Not a strong defense.
Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.
Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.
Stupid Gringo Tricks
Not exactly grand theft, but then Walmart doesn't have much in the way of Rolexes or diamond brooches, one highly suspects.
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