The [Blue-veined Throbbing Diamond Cutter] Monologues
As I read the article, Eve Ensler is ok with this.
The Mangina Monologues?..........................
But there are already enough talking dicks.
Most of them in Congress.
Ah the real and phony organs and muscles
Mr burns: the heart is the strongest muscle
homer: what about the weiner? the weiner is pretty strong, i saw a guy lift a paint can with his on TV once “
“The Vagina Monologues” is now specifically reserved for unabridged volume of speeches and interviews given by Nancy Pelosi.
My theory is that many of these holier than thou lefty college kids have had their minds ruined in grade school by ADD drugs and other similar mind altering drugs.
That kills the whole point of the play. You cannot parody these people because no matter what outrageous thing you think up, the next day they will actually do something even more outrageous.
They will gather for their 30th Class Reunion one day and laugh about how foolish they were. “Did we really act that way?” Still amazed that they were not stopped by older and wiser people.
Front hole monologues don’t work ?
front hole monologue ?
“The [Blank] Monologues”
Such 1984 crap.
I think that just: “Students Drop Vagina” would’ve been a good headline....
I thought is was supposed to be a metaphor for talking hoo-hahs à la Señor Wences?
The Squirmin’ Herman The One Eyed German Monologues
With all this sexual gender confusion and assertiveness about ones own viewpoint...I am beginning to wonder if some chemical present during a child’s gestatation has affected the brains of the newer generations...birth control pills...mj...cigarettes...soy estrogen...toxic new chemicals...ethyl alcohol...cocaine..herbal meds could be the culprits...no? Would be a huge topic for study. Like when diethylstilbestrol was linked to cancer in women whose maternal mothers was exposed to it. Or fetal alcohol syndrome associated with alcohol use in expectant mothers...
The idiocy that led to the “V monologues,” has been replaced by insanity.