Posted on 02/19/2019 12:36:00 PM PST by EdnaMode
Montana should be sold to Canada to help pay off some of the U.S.'s national debt, according to a petition on Change.org.
Ian Hammond, the petition creator, wants to sell The Treasure State to the nation's neighbor to the north for $1 trillion.
“We have too much debt and Montana is useless. Just tell them it has beavers or something,” the petition description read.
More than 7,000 people have already signed the petition as of Tuesday. The petition was looking to garner at least 7,500 online signatures.
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Yes. We can drop the libs from Helicopters
Uhhh no. Though I am willing to trade the Left Coast, NYC, DC, Miami, Chicago, New Jersey and New England to Canada in exchange for Alberta and non coastal BC.
Think the Canucks will be dumb enough to go for it? If not, how much will we need to pay them to take these chitholes off our hands?
and Celene Dion......the evil bastages.
There’s more to life than oceans, I grew up near the Pacific. I don’t miss it. I prefer the wide open spaces. I prefer the Rockies and being able to shoot 2700 yards off my south deck.
We’re not all from the east coast.
We’ll come for free if you do it right away.
The Montana’s that I know would say “Fuck you! We will form our own country and thanks for the goddamn nukes you shit-bags.”
As an expatriate Montanan who grew up there I can say this with authority.
Montanans are all pissed off about how Canadian quarters and dimes kept getting slipped into our change all these years.
PIF. Keep it up, and you’ll find out why the Delta commander said he doesn’t want to deploy without the PPCLI in the future. Rascal.
No westerners I know hate the US. It’s quite the opposite actually. Anyone that says they do is just another liberal hack.
Speaking from Montana I say Hell No!
LOL! make sure you’re in front. You obviously haven’t studied your military history.
Why can’t we just sell Canada to someone? ;^)
I apologize. My experience of anti-US sentiment was in Ontario, not the west. When people would hear my southern accent, they’d ask me where I was from. If I said the US, I’d get a cold shoulder.
If I said, Texas, their eyes would light up and they’d pepper me with questions. As if Texas wasn’t in the US. LOL
Does this mean our invasion of Canada is off now?
Any and all real Americans are welcome here. I caught one couple with a Hillary sticker. I told them to hurry on through and take their communist sympathies with them.
I live near the Alaskan hwy, so often I come across travellers and am quite happy to help.
Ok. Here’s what we do.
We sell Montana to Canada. We get the Trill, then we invade Montana and take it back. Neener neener.
Then we sell Montana to Germany. We tell Germany “buy Montana for a trill or we bomb Canada!” The Germans are soft touches since we killed off so many of them a generation or so ago. They’d fall for it.
Then we invade Montana and take it back. Neener neener.
Then we sell Montana to France. No need to sweeten the pot. The French aren’t very smart. Invade, take it back, neener neener, etc.
Keep going around the globe. Down the list of everyone that’s got a spare trill. Then we go for the billions. Then for the millions.
I, of course, get 10 percent since it was my idea.
New York, Maine, Washington (and Oregon), Vermont. We can through in Rhode Island and Massachusetts if we go the NY route. We can take Alberta, Ontario... not so smart about Canada except we don’t want Quebec an BC.
Perhaps the Raptors can hold on to Kawhi. lol
But what about all that Dental Floss?
Great. Now I’ve got Zappa stuck in my head.
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